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The Enduring Legacy of Martin Mull
Martin Mull, a versatile American comic actor, musician, and painter, made a significant impact on the world of comedy. His memorable performances in TV shows like "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman," "Fernwood 2 Night," "Roseanne," "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," "Veep," and "Arrested Development" highlighted his wide-ranging talent. He also left his mark on the film industry with roles in movies such as "Mr. Mom," "Clue," and "Mrs. Doubtfire." But Mull's influence went beyond acting – he was also a writer, songwriter, and serious painter.
By David Snamabout 7 hours ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Special Story 1 Yes, I'm alive…on the outside. His scar isn't even that horrible. How did he lick his lips, though? Because there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. The right way to do it is to open your mouth slightly, smirking smugly as you quickly flick the tip of your tongue over your top lip and your top teeth, which is how I imagine Moon Moon did it. The wrong way is to let your mouth gape open and do that terrible twisting and turning that TikTok boys do in those god-awful thirst traps. I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WRITING THAT DOWN Damn, Kojuro is a real one. If my best friend asked me to cut out her eye I would probably throw up on her. I can't believe he went through that WITHOUT anesthesia, too! His pain tolerance must be INSANE. Not him using humor to deflect. SAME. He gives such good advice. The cheek brushing has me feeling some type of way, I'm not going to lie. NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO KISS I LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE JOKEY FLIRTING I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT PUSH HIM OFF COVER HIS MOUTH COVER YOUR MOUTH THEN UNCOVER YOUR MOUTH TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT READY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET. OFF. ME OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THAT AFTER MAKING OUT WITH ME?!?! 😖 MASAMUNE, IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL BE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY HOW IS HE SO CASUAL?😭 Chapter 3 (1 - 5) No, I'm not alright, but I'm going to act like I am because I like to repress my feelings until they eat me alive from the inside out. GET. YOUR. HAND. AWAY. FROM. MY. MOUTH. You can touch my cheek. You can touch my hair. You can touch my shoulder. But if you even THINK about kissing me again, you can kiss my FIST Believe me, I'm trying to smile more, but it's hard to smile when you're being tag-teamed by economics and statistics {Don't do that.} I need to set some boundaries. MC LET ME SET THE DAMN BOUNDARY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “Um, CaN YOu NoT DO ThAT?” THAT’S NOT THE OPTION I SELECTED. I WANNA BE A GIRL’S GIRL, BUT GIRL, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES I've got high hopes for you, too. I'm hoping you won't just bang me and leave me, since you probably think I'm easy prey because I gave it up so quickly. Mitsunari! :D First IeyasEW and now Hideyoshi. I swear, the next time these guys even imply, even insinuate that I am useless, I'm showing them how useful these fists can be. Okay, he's reminiscing about me, too. Maybe this isn't as one-sided as I thought. Still, I have to be careful. IeyasEW. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to be civil. I wanted to be a bigger person. But now, not only are you trying to break Moon Moon's trust in me, you're planting the idea of murdering me in his head. Even though you have a point, I'm going to have to at least get one good backhand in. YEAH, YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK Can you kiss me on the forehead next time? I'm not comfortable with being kissed on the mouth. Hugs. Hugs are good for worried people. Better than kisses, in my opinion. See? I knew it wouldn't mean as much to him as it does to me. Okay, I don't like it. 🙂 I do love that he's genuinely curious about the future's culture around courtship, even if he is jokey about it. UGH not him throwing my own words back at me. The BANTER Chapter 3 (6 - 10)
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng4 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Chapter 1 (1-5) Yayyy! Food!!!! I'm getting one of everything HEHEHEHEHEHE I'M GONNA GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, Hideyoshi, I am lost. Thank you so much – Again with the dungeons. Just when I thought he was warming up to me 😑 👋😐 Good evening... Can I help you…? Oh okay, it's just a question. Just answer the question and it'll be fine. If he wanted to kill you, your head would be rolling around on the floor by now. {Stay calm.} Sorry Sasuke. I know you said to keep this a secret, but I'd like to live. No, it's not a story, and I've been trying to tell everyone that since I got here. This is my notebook. This is where I write down all my stories. HE CALLED ME TALENTED HE CALLED ME TALENTED 🥹 Do you really think so? Thank you, that means so much to me! Thank you! Thank you! ☺️ Did he just rip a page out of my story?! Don't do that. I - 😃 - there goes the first chapter. At least he tore it out cleanly. But I'm asking him to give it back tomorrow. *writing it down diligently* Firstly, arrange lodgings for the group that is arriving late. Oh my gosh he gave me rice cake! I LOVE RICE CAKE Please give Masamune my thanks! NOT HIM USING ME AS A POISON TESTER 😭. Great, now they think I'm a moron! And they’re not wrong. At least Hideyoshi trusts me more now. Honestly, if someone did want to kill me, poison is the way to go. Even if someone told me my food is poisoned, I'd feel compelled to eat it because I don't want to waste food. I've been here for two seconds and IeyasEW’s already insulting me. I mean, I might as well fight him. I'll probably lose, but if I get a few hits in maybe he won't be so RUDE anymore. It would be my honor, Ieyasu 👹
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng5 days ago in Humor
Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned. Top Story - June 2024.
So, here’s me sitting on the 7b bus heading into town. I shouldn’t be on the bus. I don’t want to be on the bus. I should be on a bike, legs pumping like pistons. The freedom of the open road. Direction where the tyres press, as the poet said.
By Brendan Donaghy9 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikémen Sengoku
April 10th, 2023. I’m bundled up in my blanket, giggling hysterically as the light from the blinding white rectangle of my phone pierces into my pupils. My maniacal cackling only increases in intensity when I realize I sound like Ed from the Lion King, and I clamp a hand over my mouth, so my family will not have me sent to the psychiatric unit that I obviously need to be contained in.
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng10 days ago in Humor
Why Porky Pig Continues to Captivate Audiences for Decades
Porky Pig, one of the most beloved characters from the Looney Tunes universe, has been charming audiences for decades with his endearing stutter and gentle personality. As one of the earliest stars in the Warner Bros. cartoon stable, Porky has left an indelible mark on animation history. This article delves into the origins, evolution, and enduring appeal of this iconic character, shedding light on why Porky Pig continues to capture the hearts of viewers young and old.
By Cool Searches 10 days ago in Humor
Murmurs of Purgatory. Content Warning.
Murmurs of Purgatory: The Never-ending Party encapsulates the essence of Fear Overwhelm Scream Park, drawing readers into a world where nightmares and dreams intertwine. The vivid imagery and haunting descriptions immerse the audience in Nicole's recurring nightmare, evoking terror and fascination.
By Denelsia Walker11 days ago in Humor
"The Mysterious case of The Missing Remote Control"
The Newman family lived in a quaint little house on the corner of Elm Street, where days were filled with laughter and evenings with the soothing hum of the television. Life was simple and cozy until one day when an ordinary evening turned into a wild adventure.
By sophia Newman17 days ago in Humor