funny short story

Photo in Wallet

There was a husband who had a photo of his wife in his wallet. When his friends saw him, he was praised as a very good husband.

Then, one of his friends asked what the purpose was of bringing his wife's photo. He answered: "When I have a problem at the office, I always look at that photo, and the problem just disappears."

"Wow, how happy you are to have a wife like that, how could that be?" asked his friends.

The husband answered back: "Yes, if I look at my wife's photo, all the problems at the office are nothing compared to the problems with her!"

You're the only one

A wife is feeling annoyed with her husband.

Wife: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you were this poor haaahhh..?!"

Husband: "I already told you I love you... But, you're the only one who doesn't hear & don't understand..!"

Wife: "What did you say to me first?" (asks curiously)

Husband: "I said, 'Honey, you are the only one I have and have in this world...' Eh, you actually answered 'so sweet'..."

Wife: #!?!*’?”##!!’”?:"{:??::{ aarrgghhhh......

Creative Child

Agung: Ma, at school Agung was able to answer the teacher's questions, you know.

Mom: Oh yeah? You're great. That's just a mama's boy. What did the teacher ask?

Agung: Mrs. Teacher asked who farted and Agung answered, I am Mrs. Guruuu...

Mom: ehhmmmmmm....

One Plane

Earlier, when I was on the plane, the gentlemen sitting next to me greeted him:

Gentlemen: Where are you going, bro?

Me: Surabaya, sir

Gentlemen: Well, that's the same as our goal

Me: Oh lahyaa, yes, we are on the same plane, sir.

Becak and Kuntilanak drivers

One cold night, a pedicab driver was annoyed because he couldn't get passengers during the day. Finally, the pedicab driver decided to just go home.

On his way home, suddenly a woman with long hair appeared calling him. "Wow, this is a passenger," thought the pedicab driver.

Finally the woman climbed up.

Pedicab driver: Where are you going, Sis?

"Just go, sir, I'll tell you later," answered the woman flatly.

When he arrived near the grave, suddenly the woman ordered the rickshaw to stop. "Stop, bro," he said.

When the woman got off, the pedicab driver saw that the long-haired woman's feet were not touching the ground, which made the pedicab driver say while shivering: "Aaaa no, Kuntilanaaaakkk..!"

Spontaneously, the woman glanced cynically at the pedicab driver: "Leave it... instead of you being a pedicab driver! eetddaahhhh!"

Police ticketed

One day there was a motor vehicle operation carried out by the police.

Police: Good afternoon, can you show me your driver's license?

Girl: Wow, it's gone, sir

Police: Huh, where did it go?

Girl: "I don't know, sir. Now I like to pretend there's no news. Maybe I'm bored. Sob sob"

Four Legged People

Budi: Ani, guess what person has four legs?"

Ani: Paralyzed people Bud...

Budi : Your fault...!

Ani: Strange people…

Budi : That's wrong...!

Ani : What kind of person?

Budi: People say horses...!

Ani: Yeeeeeeeeee, you karedok plate!

Wrong Question

A police officer was asking the defendant, a wife who was abusing her husband.

Police : What did your husband say this morning?

Wife: He said, 'what time is it now Susan?

Police : Then why did you get angry and beat your husband because of that question.

Wife: Because my name is Wulan

Funny Teacher

One day during class time.

Teacher: Rahmat, try to name 10 wild animals in 5 seconds!

Grace: Lion, Tiger, Eagle, Snake, ehhmm....

Teacher: Time's up! Now try it Rani!

Rani: Sharks, Piranhas, Dinosaurs, Wild Cats, Poison Snails...

Teacher: You're slow, Ran! Now try Afika, name 10 wild animals in 5 seconds!

Afika: 5 tigers and 5 lions!

Teacher: Yep, clever, 100 for you, Afika!