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The Enduring Legacy of Martin Mull
Martin Mull, a versatile American comic actor, musician, and painter, made a significant impact on the world of comedy. His memorable performances in TV shows like "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman," "Fernwood 2 Night," "Roseanne," "Sabrina the Teenage Witch," "Veep," and "Arrested Development" highlighted his wide-ranging talent. He also left his mark on the film industry with roles in movies such as "Mr. Mom," "Clue," and "Mrs. Doubtfire." But Mull's influence went beyond acting – he was also a writer, songwriter, and serious painter.
By David Snamabout 7 hours ago in Humor
I’m 44, Sober, Smoking Hot, And Have Multiple Stalkers
Hey, fabulous followers! It’s Marissa Narski, and let me tell you, life at 44 can be a wild ride. 🎢 If you’re anything like me — which you aren’t — you have endless stalkers. It’s a nuisance! What’s a girl to do?
By Scott Christensona day ago in Humor
Brit Wit & Biscuits
1. In the UK, a cheeky show called "How to Irritate the Brits?" hit the airwaves, featuring guests vying to rile up the audience. The opening act tossed fish and chips into a bin, leaving the crowd in stunned silence. Next, a guest gave a Nazi salute, stirring mild ire but no uproar. Then, a bold participant bellowed,"Shakespeare was French!" sparking instant fury among the Brits, who conceded defeat with gritted teeth. The grand finale saw a Yank concoct an Americanized version of English tea—teabag dunked in cold water, zapped in the microwave.
By Franz·Cabot2 days ago in Humor
The three princesses
Once upon a time, in a land filled with sunshine and laughter, there was a village so pretty it looked like a painting. This Village was home to King Chima a king loved by all because he was as wise as he was kind his big heart reached out to everyone making sure they were happy and safe King Chima had a large family with two wives his first wife ulie gave him three daughters princesses who were as beautiful as the morning sun then there was Uchi his second wife who gave him two Brave Sons future kings of the land the princesses were known for their playful Hearts every day they would run barefooted out of the palace laughing and shouting playing games and having fun they would go to the River Splash Water and get all muddy their dresses got dirty and their hair was a mess but they didn't care they felt happy and free but not everyone thought this was how princesses should act they are too wild people would whisper why don't they behave like royalty they wondered this made their mother was very worried she would often sit them down her voice soft but firm you are princesses my dears it's time to act like you it but the princesses would just Giggle and run off their Spirits as free as the wind they wanted to be like everyone else to play to explore and to love the land they would one day watch over this made some in the village call them foolish why can't they see they're not like us they'd say but the princesses didn't mind they believed being true to oneself was more important than wearing a crown so despite their mother's worries and the villagers Whispers the princesses continued to dance with the world their hearts as Wild and Free as the beautiful Village they called home in this Village there's usually a festival that happens every year this wasn't just any Festival it was for the princess the princess's Brothers to find Brides on the day of this Festival The Village Square was a live with colors music and the sweet smell of Festival Foods beautiful girls from the village and even from places far away came they wore their prettiest dresses and danced beautifully hoping one of the princes would pick them to be a bride but in the palace. The Three Princesses watched from a window their thoughts far away from the glitter and the gold when men came asking for their hands the princesses would find find reasons to say no he's too proud one would say he thinks his gold can buy love another would sigh even when a very very rich man from another Village came with lots of gifts the princesses just shook their heads they splashed water on him when he said he wanted to marry all three to make his seven wives that made everyone in the village talk how foolish they said turning away all these rich and powerful men their parents King Chima and queen Uli were puzzled and a bit sad why won't you marry they'd ask your brothers are ready and you are the Elder but the princesses would only smile and say when we find true love we will know the festival for their brothers was beautiful maidens danced and laughed hoping to catch the prince's eyes and though the princesses admired the courage of these girls their hearts longed for something different they didn't want a love that was found in a day they wanted a love that understood them that saw beyond their crowns as the festival ended and the princess found their Brides The Village talked even more what will become of the three foolish princesses they whispered but the princesses weren't worried they believed in their hearts that true love wasn't something you could find in a festival it was something that found you in its own time and its own way as the seasons changed and the moon danced its way through the sky the princesses grew into beautiful young women they watched the leaves turn from green to Gold thinking about love about what it meant to them they saw their brothers happy with their brides and something stirred in their hearts maybe just maybe it was time to open their hearts to love but it had to be true love the kind that saw them for who they really were one evening under a sky filled with stars the princesses went to their father King Chima they had a request one that made the king's eyebrows rise in surprise father they said their voices echoing with hope we want a festival of our own a festival where men can show us their talents and skills we want to find love but it must be true love King Chima looked looked into their eyes seeing the earnestness shining back at him he knew his daughters were different their Spirits free and wild first he thought this was not a part of the tradition of the land but nevertheless he thought maybe this was their way of finding love so with a nod and a Heart full of hope he agreed let there be a festival he announced and the village stirred with excitement once more words spread like wildfire from the corners of the village to lands far away sutus prepared to win the hearts of The Three Princesses they practiced their skills polished their talents and dreamt of love the village bused with anticipation tailor solded fine clothes chefs prepared feasts and musicians tuned their instruments this was going to be a festival like no other the princesses watched as the village transformed they saw the eagerness in the eyes of the sutors the joy in the hearts of the villagers they didn't know what the festival would bring but they felt a flutter of excitement in their own Hearts maybe just maybe among the J ERS The Poets and the Warriors they would find the ones who could see beyond the crowns the ones who could see them as the day of the festival Drew near the air filled with a sense of wonder the princesses looked at each other their smiles saying what words could not they were ready to step into the unknown ready to find love but only if it was true The Village waited the sutors Reed themselves and the Stars watched from above it was the beginning of something magical something that could change their lives forever the day of the grand festival arrived shining bright with the sun's smile. The Village Square was alive buzzing like a beehive with excitement men from the village and lands far away came their hearts set on winning the princesses they came dressed in their finest muscles gleaming smile miles wide and Gifts in hand some brought gold others boasted of their lands and many showed off their strength and beauty each hoping to catch the eye of a princess the princesses watched quietly the eyes sparkling with Mischief they saw the efforts of the sutors each trying to outdo the other but deep in their hearts they knew that gold and strength were not what they sought they wanted someone who could see beyond the surface who could understand their hearts so as the sun began to dip casting Golden Light across the village the princesses stood before the crowd we have a challenge they announced their voices clear and strong to win our hearts you must do more than show your wealth or strength you must guess our real names a hush fell over the crowd names but who knew the princess's names they were known far and wide as the three foolish princesses their real names and mystery lost to all the shooters were stunned guess their names it was a task that seemed impossible they had prepared to show their might and wealth not to guess names murmur spread through the crowd a mix of confusion and curiosity how could they find the names of the princesses but the princesses stood firm their challenge hanging in the air like a riddle it was a test not of wealth or strength but of wisdom and patience they wanted to see who would look beyond the titles who would take the time to truly know them the village buzzed with questions how will they find the names is it a quest a puzzle the sutors looked at each other their confidence shaken the princesses watched a smile playing on on their lips they had turned the tables challenging the sutors to look beyond the surface to seek a deeper connection as the festival ended the sutors left with their minds buzzing they had come to show off their best only to be met with a challenge they had not expected the princesses had shown their cleverness making it clear that they sought a love that was true a love that saw beyond the crowns and the titles the Village whispered of the princess's test wondering who if anyone could rise to the challenge it was a story that would be told for days to come A Tale of Three Princesses who sought love in their own unique way the challenge had been set and now it was up to the suitors to find the answers the Quest for the princess's names had begun in the village where everyone was busy guessing and Whispering about the princess's challenge there lived a man named okon okon was known to all but not for reasons one might expect he was the village drunkard often seen stumbling and mumbling his days spent in a haze of laughter and wine most considered him foolish a man of no consequence but beneath the surface there was more to okon than met the eye when okon heard about the princess's challenge something stirred within him he saw what others didn't a chance a glimmer of hope why not me he thought why can't I win the hearts of the princesses so with a determination that surprised even himself okon set out on a quest a quest to discover the true names of The Three Princesses day after day okom followed the princesses not too close just a shadow among the trees he watched them laugh and play their Spirits as free as the birds above but no matter how closely he listened their names remained a mystery they called each other by nicknames there borned a secret language of smiles and glances then one day fate took a hand as the princesses wandered near the forest edge the youngest full of joy and Mischief didn't see the hidden pit before her with a gasp and a tumble she fell in her laughter turning to cries of fright help she cried her voice echoing through the trees please someone okon hidden behind a bush watched in shock this was his chance not to win a challenge but to do something good something right but before he could move he heard the eldest princess shout I'mma to the rescue and then the middle one Leela's coming too okon's eyes widen names the names of the princesses spilled like precious gems he watched as Amma and Laya worked together finding a long stick to help their sister hold on Tina they called their voices filled with love and concern with a heave and a hole the sisters pulled Tina from the pit their arms wrapping around her in a tight hug okon hidden still felt a warmth in his heart he had found their names but he had also seen the love they shared a love that went beyond any challenge filled with a new resolve okon stepped out from his hiding place his heart beating like a drum he knew what he had to do with a shout that carried across the village he declared I know their names Amma Leela Tina the The Village turned in astonishment okon the one they called a fool had done what none could he had discovered the secret that lay at the heart of the challenge it was a moment of Triumph not just for okon but for the princesses too they had found someone who saw beyond the games someone who had taken the time to truly know them as the news spread the village buzzed with excitement okon once the village drunkard was now the Talk of the Town his strategy born of patience and observation had revealed the true names of the princesses it was a story that would be told for Generations a tale of unexpected heroism and the power of looking Beyond appearances as the village gathered eyes wide and Whispers loud okon stood before King Chima the princesses by his side the air hair was thick with anticipation okon once thought a mere Village drunkard held the attention of all I know the names of your daughters he declared proudly Amma Leela Tina but okon had one more surprise a secret that would change everything I am not who you think I am he began his voice steady and strong I am Prince okon from a neighboring Village I came here not as a fool but in Disguise to learn the true hearts of your daughters The Village gasped eyes turning from okon to the princesses then back again the man they had mocked was a prince wise and cunning who had seen past the game to the truth beneath the princesses smiled at okon their eyes shining with respect and something deeper a connection forged in understanding and kindness they had seen many sutors men of wealth and strength but none had sought to know them as okon had he had shown wisdom seen Beyond titles and appearances to the heart of who they were King Shima moved by okon's Revelation and his daughter's happiness agreed to the marriages you have proven yourself wise and true he said to okon worthy of my daughters the weddings were like no other celebrations that filled the village with music laughter and joy Amma Leela and Tina The Three Princesses once thought foolish stood proudly beside Prince okon their hearts United in love and respect as the princesses set off with Prince okon to begin their new lives. The Village was left in a state of Wonder they had judged the princesses and okon labeling them foolish without truly seeing their hearts but the love the princesses and okon showed was not about titles or appearances but about understanding respect and seeing the true worth of a person. The story of the Three princesses and prince okon became a legend a tale of wisdom equality and the power of love, it was a reminder to all that true nobility comes not from birth or wealth but from the wisdom of the heart and the courage to see beyond the surface and so as the sun set on The Village casting a Golden Glow over the land the people whispered of the days wonders their hearts filled with a new understanding the princesses and prince okon now Bound by love and wisdom journeyed forward their Futures bright with promise leaving behind a village forever changed by the lessons of their tale.
By Huldah Peter 3 days ago in Humor
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By Chanda Minerals3 days ago in Humor
A Day in the Sun
They picked a beautiful day for it. On that weekend, the weather was perfect for anyone willing to spend their time on a body of water that shimmered like a beautiful mirror, under a sun that was not too hot in a bright blue sky, and with hardly anyone else willing to travel out that far to go fishing.
By Kendall Defoe 4 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku
Special Story 1 Yes, I'm alive…on the outside. His scar isn't even that horrible. How did he lick his lips, though? Because there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. The right way to do it is to open your mouth slightly, smirking smugly as you quickly flick the tip of your tongue over your top lip and your top teeth, which is how I imagine Moon Moon did it. The wrong way is to let your mouth gape open and do that terrible twisting and turning that TikTok boys do in those god-awful thirst traps. I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WRITING THAT DOWN Damn, Kojuro is a real one. If my best friend asked me to cut out her eye I would probably throw up on her. I can't believe he went through that WITHOUT anesthesia, too! His pain tolerance must be INSANE. Not him using humor to deflect. SAME. He gives such good advice. The cheek brushing has me feeling some type of way, I'm not going to lie. NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON TO KISS I LIKE OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE JOKEY FLIRTING I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT PUSH HIM OFF COVER HIS MOUTH COVER YOUR MOUTH THEN UNCOVER YOUR MOUTH TO TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT READY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET. OFF. ME OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER HOW CAN HE JUST SAY THAT AFTER MAKING OUT WITH ME?!?! 😖 MASAMUNE, IF YOU PLAY ME, YOU WILL BE MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY HOW IS HE SO CASUAL?😭 Chapter 3 (1 - 5) No, I'm not alright, but I'm going to act like I am because I like to repress my feelings until they eat me alive from the inside out. GET. YOUR. HAND. AWAY. FROM. MY. MOUTH. You can touch my cheek. You can touch my hair. You can touch my shoulder. But if you even THINK about kissing me again, you can kiss my FIST Believe me, I'm trying to smile more, but it's hard to smile when you're being tag-teamed by economics and statistics {Don't do that.} I need to set some boundaries. MC LET ME SET THE DAMN BOUNDARY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “Um, CaN YOu NoT DO ThAT?” THAT’S NOT THE OPTION I SELECTED. I WANNA BE A GIRL’S GIRL, BUT GIRL, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES I've got high hopes for you, too. I'm hoping you won't just bang me and leave me, since you probably think I'm easy prey because I gave it up so quickly. Mitsunari! :D First IeyasEW and now Hideyoshi. I swear, the next time these guys even imply, even insinuate that I am useless, I'm showing them how useful these fists can be. Okay, he's reminiscing about me, too. Maybe this isn't as one-sided as I thought. Still, I have to be careful. IeyasEW. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to be civil. I wanted to be a bigger person. But now, not only are you trying to break Moon Moon's trust in me, you're planting the idea of murdering me in his head. Even though you have a point, I'm going to have to at least get one good backhand in. YEAH, YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK Can you kiss me on the forehead next time? I'm not comfortable with being kissed on the mouth. Hugs. Hugs are good for worried people. Better than kisses, in my opinion. See? I knew it wouldn't mean as much to him as it does to me. Okay, I don't like it. 🙂 I do love that he's genuinely curious about the future's culture around courtship, even if he is jokey about it. UGH not him throwing my own words back at me. The BANTER Chapter 3 (6 - 10)
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng4 days ago in Humor
I'm ok but my heart is numb
I’m fine but my heart is numb. Sometimes I ask God if He forgot about me. I want to grow old with someone and experience everything love encompasses – I’ve missed out on the first half of my life with a partnership, and I ache to feel supported and loved. I want to laugh until my belly hurts, kiss like tomorrow will never come, dance in the kitchen, and watch the sun rise and set.
By Kristen Viscardi4 days ago in Humor
A CALL
A boy in an unnaturally clean, country-laundered collar walked down a long white road. He scuffed the dust up wantonly, for he wished to veil the all-too-brilliant polish of his cowhide shoes. Also the memory of the whiteness and slipperiness of his collar oppressed him. He was fain to look like one accustomed to social diversions, a man hurried from hall to hall of pleasure, without time between to change collar or polish boot. He stooped and rubbed a crumb of earth on his overfresh neck-linen.
By PoliSpeakHub4 days ago in Humor
Comprehensive Guide to Injections at Butler Medical Imaging. (08) 9544 3999. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
What is an Injection? An injection, particularly in the context of interventional radiology, is a procedure where a specialist uses imaging technology such as a CT scanner or an ultrasound machine to guide a needle or catheter to a specific location in the body. This technique is employed to treat various conditions, often for the purpose of pain relief, delivering medication directly to a targeted area, or performing biopsies.
By Crystal Radiology4 days ago in Humor