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thieves meet old woman. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Here's the A few love songs you've written With those sparkling eyes all the same Take your guitar and strum a little lalala I know after that How many girls will fall for you But it's not easy with me Are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same end What goes around Comes around You're always so arrogant Just like they say Your beauty belongs to a drama queen Full of scrutiny Look at those eyelashes I need someone by my side Take your heart with me Now I can see nothing but you Because you always shine so brightly Mysteriously, like a Cereus blooming in the night Getting close to you is a bumpy road Knock, knock! Hey girl, don’t lock yourself up Because of you, I swore to become a madman, ooh A black girl will never love a white guy You casually prefer black coffee If your heart is the target, don't shoot Because you might never escape from me Tell me, are you kidding me? Teasing and making all the girls fall in love with you I guess you want me to surrender too Unfortunately, nothing stings like the truth Hey boy! Don’t give in so easily Your love is not a game For me to come and play cat and mouse You should be the one dominating The game is over! The game is over! Those who came before were not wrong Diamonds cut diamonds Those who came before were not wrong Keep playing around and you’ll see Anyone who plays with another's heart Will meet the same fate Your lips visit me in dreams Frankly, without poetry You are such an abyss I have fallen deeply into it Believe me, I am not lying Even though I always chant for myself Now I still love you Because it’s not you who made me corrupt Now surely I will become the one… Anyone who plays with another's heart will meet the same fate.
By Tung Nguyen10 days ago in Humor
50 Reasons Why Some People Can’t Mind Their Own G*ddamn Business
Okay, so it’s NOT an exhaustive index. Not politically correct, not research-based, and not applicable in every case. It does not target anyone or anything in particular, nor is it an indictment of those who may or may not have one or more characteristics/qualities, etc., within the list.
By The Dani Writer11 days ago in Humor
Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned. Top Story - June 2024.
So, here’s me sitting on the 7b bus heading into town. I shouldn’t be on the bus. I don’t want to be on the bus. I should be on a bike, legs pumping like pistons. The freedom of the open road. Direction where the tyres press, as the poet said.
By Brendan Donaghy11 days ago in Humor
Every Thought I Had During Ikémen Sengoku
April 10th, 2023. I’m bundled up in my blanket, giggling hysterically as the light from the blinding white rectangle of my phone pierces into my pupils. My maniacal cackling only increases in intensity when I realize I sound like Ed from the Lion King, and I clamp a hand over my mouth, so my family will not have me sent to the psychiatric unit that I obviously need to be contained in.
By Phoebe Sunny Sheng12 days ago in Humor
Why Porky Pig Continues to Captivate Audiences for Decades
Porky Pig, one of the most beloved characters from the Looney Tunes universe, has been charming audiences for decades with his endearing stutter and gentle personality. As one of the earliest stars in the Warner Bros. cartoon stable, Porky has left an indelible mark on animation history. This article delves into the origins, evolution, and enduring appeal of this iconic character, shedding light on why Porky Pig continues to capture the hearts of viewers young and old.
By Cool Searches 12 days ago in Humor
Comprehensive Diagnostic Imaging Services at Auburn Radiology. (02) 8315 8292. Content Warning. AI-Generated.
Auburn Radiology is dedicated to providing top-notch diagnostic imaging services to the Auburn community. With state-of-the-art technology, skilled professionals, and a patient-centric approach, we ensure that our diagnostic services are accurate, efficient, and accessible. Whether you need an X-ray, CT scan, ultrasound, or dental imaging, Auburn Radiology is equipped to meet all your diagnostic needs.
By Crystal Radiology13 days ago in Humor
Murmurs of Purgatory. Content Warning.
Murmurs of Purgatory: The Never-ending Party encapsulates the essence of Fear Overwhelm Scream Park, drawing readers into a world where nightmares and dreams intertwine. The vivid imagery and haunting descriptions immerse the audience in Nicole's recurring nightmare, evoking terror and fascination.
By Denelsia Walker13 days ago in Humor
The Marvelous Mishap of Sinbad’s Graphene Odyssey. AI-Generated.
Ahoy, my fellow seekers of science and adventure! Tis I, Sinbad the Sailor, come to regale you with a yarn as twisted as a tempest and as wondrous as a whale's song. Gather 'round and lend an ear, for the tale I spin today tells of how a sailor like me stumbled upon the curious world of graphene and felt compelled to chart its mysteries with pen and paper.
By ScienceStyled13 days ago in Humor
Feeling Proud On Father's Day: A Nocturnal Man's Journey To Accept His Father
The arrival of my son on a Saturday night two years ago was a turning point in my life. An event that made me look back at my own childhood in small town Wisconsin and reexamine my relationship with my own father.
By Scott Christenson14 days ago in Humor