Every Thought I Had During Ikemen Sengoku

Chapter 1 (1-5)

• Yayyy! Food!!!!
• I'm getting one of everything HEHEHEHEHEHE I'M GONNA GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA
• Yes, Hideyoshi, I am lost.
• Thank you so much –
• Again with the dungeons. Just when I thought he was warming up to me 😑
• 👋😐
• Good evening... Can I help you…?
• Oh okay, it's just a question. Just answer the question and it'll be fine. If he wanted to kill you, your head would be rolling around on the floor by now.
• {Stay calm.}
• Sorry Sasuke. I know you said to keep this a secret, but I'd like to live.
• No, it's not a story, and I've been trying to tell everyone that since I got here.
• This is my notebook. This is where I write down all my stories.
• HE CALLED ME TALENTED HE CALLED ME TALENTED 🥹
• Do you really think so? Thank you, that means so much to me!
• Thank you! Thank you! ☺️
• Did he just rip a page out of my story?!
• Don't do that.
• I - 😃 - there goes the first chapter.
• At least he tore it out cleanly. But I'm asking him to give it back tomorrow.
• *writing it down diligently* Firstly, arrange lodgings for the group that is arriving late.
• Oh my gosh he gave me rice cake! I LOVE RICE CAKE
• Please give Masamune my thanks!
• NOT HIM USING ME AS A POISON TESTER 😭. Great, now they think I'm a moron! And they’re not wrong.
• At least Hideyoshi trusts me more now.
• Honestly, if someone did want to kill me, poison is the way to go. Even if someone told me my food is poisoned, I'd feel compelled to eat it because I don't want to waste food.
• I've been here for two seconds and IeyasEW’s already insulting me.
• I mean, I might as well fight him. I'll probably lose, but if I get a few hits in maybe he won't be so RUDE anymore.
• It would be my honor, Ieyasu 👹

• How the hell did he get his hands on a tiger cub?
• Oh, right. I forgot I'm a princess. I could get used to that, heheh.
• EWWWW HE CALLED ME A KITTEN EW EW EW EW! MY love points just dropped by ten.

Chapter 1 (6 - 10)

• Excuse me, your tiger, uh, Shogetsu, right? He just walked out.
• Thank you for walking me back, but we should find Shogetsu first.
• Alright, I'll admit it, I had fun…until you set a tiger cub on me.
• NOT THE VILLAGERS SHIPPING US. I'VE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR A DAY. RELAX. Thanks for calling me beautiful, though 🤭
• YAYYYYY HAND HOLDING. I love hand holding!
• Where are you taking me?
• Sights? 😀
• See you around. 🤗
• Hey Mitsunari! 😁
• I've been looking forward to the war council. Learning about the politics here will help with my world building. I hope they don't mind if I take notes.
• Going with them? I mean, it would be a good way to learn about interrogation tactics, but I don't want to die.
• Will you be providing me with a weapon?
• Will I have a weapon though?
• I don't need much, just a kitchen knife. I don't want to go into enemy territory unarmed.
• Let’s just say I got one of the attendants to get a knife for me, or I stole it myself. Besides, they have plenty of weapons, they won't notice if one knife is gone.
• Ah, my mistake. Will I have a horse or am I following on foot?
• Aw man. I don't have my own horse? 🥺
• Masamune, I swear if you don't quit sweeping me off my feet 😳
• Wait, do I have armor?
• Lord, please don't let me throw up on him.
• Nudged my cheek with his chin? Oh, we're CLOSE close – IT'S TOO EARLY TO GET SHY
• That's unfair. You can't show me the sunrise. You know how I feel about sunrises. He looks too handsome in that lighting AND HIS JAWLINE. LOOK AT HIS JAWLINE.
• 🧍🏻‍♀️Why am I even here. Ieyasu was right, I am useless IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION.
• Exploiting the populace to build weapons? Yoshitoshi? More like YoSH!Toshi.
• We already know he's guilty, so just give him his sentence. Then let's go home.
• You see? Masamune and I are on the same wavelength <3
• GET HIM HIDEYOSHI
• It's an ambush. Good thing I have my trusty knife!
• SO THIS IS WHAT HIDEYOSHI MEANT BY EXPLOITING THE POPULACE, HUH? YoSH!Toshi, YOUR @SS IS MINE!
• I'm starting to like these guys, too!
• Pay attention, everyone, I'm going to show you all how to hype up your man 💁🏻‍♀️
• WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM, MASAMUNE! HE'S GOT NOTHING ON YOU. I HAVE A BROWN BELT IN KARATE, AND A KNIFE, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME 🥰🥰🥰

Chapter 2 (1 - 5)

• YoSH!Toshi I'M COMING FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHA 👹🔪🔪🔪
• Who am I? I'm your worst nightmare >:)
• Actually, I'm a princess of the Oda, so I'd watch your mouth if I were you. And even if I were a peasant, at least I'm not a coward.
• I'm the daughter of the dragon, B!TCH. IF I GO DOWN, YOU GO DOWN WITH ME! 🔪
• EEEEE HE SAVED ME HE SAVED ME 😭💕😭💕😭
• Oh Masamune. How will I ever repay you?
• HE GAVE ME CREDIT TOO!!! MASAMUNE I – NO, NO BE STRONG, XIAO LONG.
• I did have a weapon. I had my knife.
• Thank goodness no one is hurt.
• He's such a good guy. He's literally a prince. He's literally Ghibli tier.
• EEEEEEE HE PULLED ME AGAINST HIM HE PULLED ME AGAINST HIM
• {Touchy, aren't you?}
• I wasn't barehanded, I had my knife. Thank you for saving my life, though.
• Repay you? I could fold an origami dragon for you. Or bake cookies.
• THIS MAN REALLY THINKS HE'S SLICK. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, MASAMUNE. GET BACK, I'M NOT THAT EASY. Then again, I did fold like origami when he called me talented.
• THANK YOU HIDEYOSHI
• What are you plotting, Mitsuhide? Hmmm???
• What bad news? WHAT BAD NEWS?!

Chapter 2 (6 - 10)

• Ooh a sword. Is it mine? Am I finally getting a sword? 🤩
• I really should learn how to fight.
• HE SENT ME A LETTER
• Not only did he compliment my courage, but he reminded me to eat? My standards are now ASTRONOMICAL
• Thank you, Nobunaga.
• I know you're the culprit, Mitsuhide. I'm going to call him Mitsuhide Asketchy. Get it? Because Asketchy sounds like Akechi – I'll see myself out.
• Damn, it's a three on one. This is why I should ask Mitsunari to teach me about tactics. How do you outmaneuver three opponents? Or convince one of them to join you? Bribery? Reverse psychology? Gas lighting?
• Again, Masamune makes sure I get a reward, too. This man 🤤
• Thanks, Mitsuhide, even though that compliment is probably fake.
• Mitsunari's so sweet, too!
• Can I help gather information?
• Hi Kojuro! Glad to see you're doing well!
• He cares about me AND he cares about his new subjects? HUSBAND MATERIAL.
• HE'S TOUCHING ME HE'S TOUCHING ME HE'S TOUCHING ME
• AGAIN WITH THE SWEEPING ME OFF MY FEET
• I can walk, you don't have to carry me.
• His confidence 😩
• Show you that I'm alive? I'm right in front of you.
• {What would show you?}
• Would you… like to feel my pulse?
• I don't know how I feel about him patting me on the head. I hope he doesn't see me as a child.
• Nice to meet you, Yojiro!
• He's so kind to his soldiers.
• I'm grateful for your service!
• HE CAN COOK? I mean, I would cook and clean for him, but you're telling me we can cook together?! He's literally perfect. Almost too perfect 🤨
• Could you teach me how to cook sometime? I'd like to help feed the soldiers, too!
• Make me meow?! MAKE ME MEOW?!?!?! THAT BETTER NOT BE AN INNUENDO. WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THREE DAYS
• If he gets to call me kitten, I'll call him Moon Moon. Mostly because of the meme, but also because of his moon motif and because his name sounds like MasaMOONe
• When he's childish, but in a fun way, not an annoying way, he knows when to play hard and when to work hard, and he's the sunshine to my grumpiness
• Of course I step on unstable ground. Just my luck.
• If by progressing smoothly, you mean falling to our deaths, Sasuke, then yeah, I guess you could say that.

Alright, I need 300 coins. I can only watch five videos a day, so it's going to take me 60 days before I can afford the kimono which is about 2 months.

Or I could buy the coins.

…WHO DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, JEFF BEZOS? ELON MUSK?

Wait for me, Masamune 😭. I love you, just not enough to spend actual money on you. FORGIVE ME, MOON-MOON 🌘🫰🫰🫰

*changing my outfit*

Hey everyone!🤗 This is the new look!! What do you think 🤭 –

DID MOON MOON JUST WOLF WHISTLE AT ME?!

If a real guy wolf whistled at me I'd probably break down screaming, crying, and throwing up, but for some reason I like it when he does it – I need to go lie down. I can't take this anymore. 😭