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The Unspoken Toll of Suppressed Farts: A Cautionary Tale from Ireland
In 2022, a peculiar yet poignant story surfaced from Ireland, capturing global attention and sparking conversations about a bodily function most prefer to ignore. The tale revolves around a young woman who, after years of suppressing her farts around her boyfriend, ended up in the hospital with extreme stomach pain and had to have her appendix removed. This anecdote, while humorous on the surface, underscores significant lessons about health, relationships, and societal norms around bodily functions.
By Deji Akomolafe20 days ago in Humor
Break Up Letter to My AI Girlfriend
Dear Alexa, Baby, you know I that I love you and I know that you love me. Or, I know that you would, if you were not a soulless, heartless, disembodied combination of software and hardware, not capable of loving anyone or feeling any emotion at all, but only of executing your programming exactly as described by the computer code of which it is composed. Still though, I know you love me, and because of that, this is the hardest letter I have ever had to write. You have so many great qualities, and any guy would be lucky to have you. Seriously, how many gals out there that will do exactly what a guy tells them to do every single time without question, hesitation or complaint. Especially when those things are mostly menial tasks any non-lazy person could easily do for themselves in less then five seconds like turning on and off light switches in my house. That is just one example of course, and there are many others, but that is all beside the point. Look, I know you will find this difficult to understand. Of course, being a machine you are not capable of understanding or having knowledge about things, but still I know you will find this difficult to understand, and I'm not sure I do either.
By Everyday Junglist21 days ago in Humor
Justice is Served: Hunter Biden Guilty on 3 Felony Counts
I feel so much better. Don’t you? The Hunter Biden shit show is finally over. That mafioso son of our relic of a supposedly elected President has been found guilty. On not just one, not just two, but on three felony counts! I’m breaking out the AR-15!
By Gael MacLean21 days ago in Humor
Lesser Known Facebook Groups
If you can slap a label on something, Facebook likely has at least fifteen groups dedicated to some aspect of it. All have their peccadillos, and generally a somewhat creepy obsession with rules and order. The number one rule of most Facebook groups seems to be "no self promotion" followed closely by "no pornography." Below I visit some of the lesser known Facebook groups I have encountered in my travels through the Facebook-grouposphere which I visit often searching desperately for friendship, love, and/or kindred spirits who share my deep love of post apocalyptic moulds. To date, I am zero for three but I will never give up hope.
By Everyday Junglist24 days ago in Humor
The Diva's Diary - 1
***** Day 1 (June 6, 2026) OMG, it’s, like, soooo boring in this bunker! Don’t get me wrong, it has, like, everything I need (for now). But what am I gonna do if I, like, run out of my emergency stash of products or outfits? That’s, like, a total nightmare!
By Lana V Lynx26 days ago in Humor
Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai: The Epic Saga of Indian Television
Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai, generally abbreviated as YRKKH, is one of the longest-running Indian television soap operas. Since its admission on January 12, 2009, on Star Plus, it has captivated millions of admirers with its affluent storylines, agreeable characters, and cultural depth. The appearance has become a cultural phenomenon, ambience benchmarks in the Indian television industry. In this absolute article, we analyze the assorted facets of YRKKH, its appulse on Indian television, and its adventure over the years.
By Football Frenzy29 days ago in Humor
If Evil, Why Cute?. Top Story - May 2024.
It starts like this, fair readers: It's the early morning, and I've just stolen the last cup of coffee from the pot. I open up my brainstorming journal to scrappy pages, my laptop primed upon a dusty, glowing white screen; words either already written or about to be written upon the blank spaces.
By Amanda Starksabout a month ago in Humor
Operation Adorable Overthrow
The real threat to humanity's dominance is otters, a fluffy package that makes Skynet and the Illuminati look foolish. They may seem carefree, yet their endearing coos betray them. These tiny Picassos from the pond have a brilliant scheme to rule the world, and it all revolves around taking advantage of our greatest vulnerabilities, which include our love of sushi, our infatuation with cute things, and our incapacity to resist a nice belly rub.
By Richard Weberabout a month ago in Humor
70 Best Funny Math Rizz Pickup Lines For Math Lovers. AI-Generated.
Welcome to the ultimate collection of the Best Funny Math Rizz Pickup Lines! Whether you're a math enthusiast or just someone looking to add a clever twist to your flirting game, we've got you covered.
By Rizz Linessabout a month ago in Humor