An Alien Emergency

Her ship landed on Earth. It was an emergency, she had to give birth.

She said she didn’t want pain, she wanted to stay in her lane.

I introduced her to weed, because some alien guy gave her his seed.

I showed her how to smoke it, then lit up the joint so she could toke it.

She was now feeling relaxed, she was ready to give birth and took off her slacks.

A green baby alien crawled out of her screaming, his smile was gleaming.

I asked her if it was a boy or a girl, instead of answering she said she was going to hurl.

I moved out of the way, she threw up for the rest of the day.

The hospital room was a big mess. Cleaning up the green slime caused janitors a great stress.

She soon felt better and laughed. She told us not to worry, don’t be daft.

‘It’s a boy,’ she then said. She could now get out of bed. At least, that’s what she said.

I asked what she was going to name him, she said, “Zziimm, so he can smoke weed and you can’t blame him!”

I asked her about her name, and it was anything but lame. She said her name was Globogra Gazoogabloga with absolutely no shame!

She thanked me for introducing her to weed and said she must be on her way. I told her to have a great day. She introduced me to her huge alien family before she flew away. She had many other kids and a few sisters who all agreed to help her new baby play!

I’m glad I was able to help my new alien friend. The first thing I introduced her to was weed, a great way to bring this story to an end!