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What Do Jehovah’s Witnesses and the Supreme Court Have in Common?
The other day a couple of the people who represent the Jehovah’s Witness door-knockers and paper propaganda distribution detail stopped by to talk at me. I don’t mind that they come visit because they are well-meaning and what they never consider is entertaining to explore with them. They’re always concerned for my spiritual health and well-being but I can never help but notice they are infatuated with the actual words they read. They like them words a bunch, but they don’t care for the abstractions the words represent.
By John Worthingtonabout 18 hours ago in The Swamp
It's the Debate that Failed Last Night, Not Biden
It's been two days since the Presidential debate on CNN. Biden tried to say decent, ethical things but delivered most of his words poorly; Trump spoke much more clearly but said vile things and lied just about every time he opened his mouth (lies which the CNN moderators failed to call out).
By Paul Levinsonabout 24 hours ago in The Swamp
Peach Fruit Farming
In India, peach fruit farming is widely popular because it is nutritious and delicious. They grow well in various climates and soil conditions. Peach farming was first established in the northern areas and has since spread to places such as Uttarakhand and portions of Jammu & Kashmir.
By Rajendra_Singha day ago in The Swamp
The Emoji That Never Existed
In the world of emojis, where every symbol tells a story, there's a curious case that has puzzled many: the elusive robber emoji. Countless people claim to remember seeing it, yet it doesn't exist in any official emoji library. Is this a case of a Mandela Effect phenomenon or a simple misunderstanding? Let's explore the intriguing story behind the non-existent robber emoji.
By Joshua Williams2 days ago in The Swamp
#SunshineFirecracker ☀️🧨
Once upon a time in the picturesque town of Ephrata, Pennsylvania—a place where quaint charm meets bureaucratic absurdity—Jennifer Gayle, known to her followers as Sunshine Firecracker, found herself embroiled in a saga that would make the Game of Thrones look like a Sunday school picnic.
By Sunshine Firecracker2 days ago in The Swamp
We Salute You EPD 🖕🏻
First off, let’s talk about Ephrata’s finest and their knack for showing up fashionably late to every shindig. Remember that time the raccoon broke into the local bakery and stole all the éclairs? Neither do they, because by the time they arrived, the raccoon had already moved on to a new career as a social media influencer. Honestly, if you’re planning a heist in Ephrata, just send the EPD an invitation—include an RSVP with a suggested time of arrival about two hours after you’ve made your getaway.
By Sunshine Firecracker3 days ago in The Swamp
What A Farce ;)
Picture this: Ephrata, Pennsylvania—a quaint little town known for its rolling hills, charming shops, and, apparently, its police department's knack for costing a fortune while doing squat. Now, I’m not saying that Ephrata Police Department is a total farce, but let’s just say if I wasn’t already #DefundThePolice, I’d be demanding a refund faster than you can say “property tax.”
By Sunshine Firecracker3 days ago in The Swamp
Ephrata Police Department: Protect and Serve... Themselves?
Ah, Ephrata. A town where the mission of the local police department reads like it was plagiarized from a superhero comic book but delivered with the finesse of a second-rate sitcom. Let’s dive into the absurdity of their actions and see just how well they live up to their lofty promises.
By Sunshine Firecracker3 days ago in The Swamp