Alien tourist

Welcome to the visitors of another land

shall we go tentacle to hand

I can show you some amazing sights

some give thrills, some just frights

if intelligent life is what you seek

I am afraid most of candidates are weak

from the highest of leader

down to the fishiest bottom feeder

from the far north, to the deepest south

beware of what comes out of many a mouth

Lies, untruths and fables is what you hear

in fact you will get this from many peoples rear

There so much help we need

mouths we need to feed

The worlds climate is on fire

our chances of making it are dire

Please help us our visiting friend

Or surely it will be all our end

Forests of flame, seas of plastic

please help us do something drastic

please help us save what we hold dear,

dont come for intelligent life, cos there sod all here