Balkan humor as medicine.

Anna came to deliver for the seventh time, so the doctor asks her:

You again? Doesn't your husband use any protection?

Anna replies:

He does, doctor, but not everyone is as careful as he is!

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A young man asks the girl to whom he recently gave an engagement ring:

"Tell me, did your friends compliment the ring?"

"More than that, two of them recognized it."

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The wife complains to her husband:

"Darling, please, fire this driver. He almost killed me twice today."

To which the husband responds:

"Don't say that, dear. Let's give the man one more chance."

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In harsh reality:

"Darling, I have to tell you a terrible truth. The company went bankrupt, my father cut me out of the inheritance, and he took away my car. Will you still love me?"

"Of course, but I will miss you a lot."

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A man calls the doctor's office and asks the doctor for advice:

Doctor, my wife is sick, she lost her voice and can't speak. What should I do?

The doctor responds:

Enjoy it, man, enjoy it!

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Two blondes meet and one says to the other:

Do you know that New Year's Eve falls exactly on a Friday this year!

And the other responds:

Oh, I hope it's not Friday the 13th!

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Two farmers are talking:

That cow of yours looks rather skinny.

What can I do, she's superstitious!

How is she superstitious.

Well, she only eats four-leaf clovers.

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The conversation between the mother and son translates to:

Son: "Mom, what does a stork do after delivering a baby to a family?"

Mother: "It lies in bed, watches TV, eats, drinks beer, plays video games, and sometimes goes out to play soccer or cards."

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A couple in love sits on the couch:

"What are you thinking about?" he asks.

"The same thing you are," she replies.

"Great. Then pour one for me too, but without the foam."

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Two nerds are talking:

"Hey, my parents are out of town, I have the house to myself."

"Lucky you, you can study out loud."

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Blonde walks through the park and notices an old man sitting on a bench, so she asks him:

"Sir, how old are you?"

He replies:

"88 long years..."

She responds:

"Well, I wouldn't have guessed that!"

He replies:

"I wouldn't be able to, either."

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Wife asks her husband:

"Darling, how can I increase my breast size? But without surgery, I'm afraid..."

Husband: "Try rubbing them with toilet paper!"

Wife: "How will that help?!"

Husband: "I don't know, but it did wonders for your butt!"

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Unhappily married man returns home completely drunk. His wife opens the door, and he says, "I really have no luck."

Wife: "What do you mean?"

Husband: "I drank all night to forget about you, and now I see you double!"

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Brought grandma to the emergency room, the doctor asks her:

Grandma, it's you again? Yesterday we saved you from mushroom poisoning, what happened today?

Oh, the same, dear. Leftovers from yesterday, didn't want it to go to waste.

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The husband says to his wife: "Every day I love you more and more!"

The wife responds angrily: "So does that mean you love me less today than you will tomorrow?"

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Blonde meets a guy at a nightclub, and he boasts:

"I'm a plastic surgeon!"

To which the blonde responds:

"Oh, really? You look so real!"

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Grandpa was telling his grandchildren about his time as a guard during World War II:

"So there I was, kids, standing guard when two Germans approached. Kids, I was scared stiff..."

One of the grandchildren interrupts:

"But were they just Germans?"

Grandpa replies:

"I was scared stiff then, but now I'd have to run!"

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After breast augmentation surgery, the doctor asks the blonde:

"Are you happy with the size of your breasts?"

She replies:

"Of course, doctor, but I have one more request. I'd like my eyes to be a bit bigger too."

The doctor smiles and says:

"No problem. Nurse, please give the lady the bill!"