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Punkafunkamoraphobia: With Application Pending
Ninety seconds elapsed since I divulged my diagnosis to Jerome as we walked along La Seine. He hasn’t stopped laughing. He was safety. My gay 'boon-coon-man-friend'. My Alabama-confidante who left for Paris at 16 yrs. never looking back.
By The Dani Writer8 months ago in Fiction
A Wofflessgilipollas By Any Other Name… Is Still A Wofflessgilipollas . Runner-Up in the Neolomicro Challenge.
He wasn’t bad to look at if you oozed boredom like Mrs. J. Sanchez did most weekdays. As gardeners went, Joaquin’s rates were modest, $18.95/hr. He worked speedily, so his clientele throughout Altamonte Springs, Orlando flourished. Retirement villages mostly, but a few homeowners like Mrs. S with service needs, channeling their aburrimiento (boredom) into pristine gardens.
By The Dani Writer8 months ago in Fiction
A Method To My Writing Madness?
Either Book Antiqua or Georgia usually, but I’m open. I will 'font-theme' around and not care how dirty it sounds. To thoughts like question marks that hang in the air wondering if they breached the detectable audible range: Cuz you swear you didn’t say nuthin'.
By The Dani Writer8 months ago in Writers
Final Episode of When Gametes Align. Content Warning.
He stuck the landing. Protection in place—but shite! Past expiry date. Photo by Fredrick Eankels on Pexels Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! You might get a chuckle out of my other entries below:
By The Dani Writer8 months ago in Poets
And 'Tyrant of the Year Award' Goes To...
“Hey Snot-head, WAKE UP!” “Whaaaa…4 am—Lyle, you ASS!!! “Nope. CAT. You’re welcome.” Photo by Pixabay on Pexels Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! You might get a chuckle out of my other entries below:
By The Dani Writer8 months ago in Poets
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