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Unignorable Distraction

And She Couldn't Care Less

By Cathy holmesPublished about a year ago 1 min read

Distracting thoughts of xasleirhgsDFGSADF

Idiot. Get down!

Shit, shit, shitty, shit, shit.

Take a hike, Furbag.

Run away.

Abigail, get off my keyboard!

Can you not hear me? I said get down.

Treats! You want some treats?

I'm going to roast you if you don't get down!

Oh, for the love of God.

Nevermind! Keep the damn keyboard.

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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Comments (32)

  • Harbor Benassa5 months ago

    This is so funny! I love how animated the narration of this piece is. Isn’t it interesting how cats are inclined to sit on the one thing we need?

  • Raghavendra S Raoabout a year ago

    Nice thoughts on distraction. Cats make purrfect pets.

  • Thavien Yliasterabout a year ago

    Purrfect. I've been a-mew-sed.

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Hahahaha!! You captured this perfectly!! Oh, Abigail. She just wants your attention, lol :) Great work, my friend.

  • So lovely 💖📝❗

  • Aphoticabout a year ago

    Lol this just made my morning🤣

  • Roy Stevensabout a year ago

    "But it's so warm mom!" A battle you've lost from Day 1 Cathy!

  • Gerald Holmesabout a year ago

    This so funny and so true. Purrrrfect for the challenge.

  • Moe Radosevichabout a year ago

    Oh the power of defiance 😂😂 funny funny fun fun 😊

  • Phil Flanneryabout a year ago

    Yeah, I hear you. Sometimes my dog rests his big head on my arm as I'm trying to type.

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    "Shit shit shitty shit shit" got me! 😅

  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    Love the ones about Abigail

  • Hahahahaha. Her expression looks like she's saying, "Idiot? Who, me? Nope, never gonna move now!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Testabout a year ago

    Hahahaha! Oh my God, Cathy (sorry...and Abigail) this made my morning! I have a giant dog-sized keyboard commandeerer and the struggle is real. I generally do what you do. There's no use fighting those that make the house rules. 😄 🤣

  • Veronica Coldironabout a year ago

    So relatable!! Love this! ❤️

  • Brenton Fabout a year ago

    Funny cause it's true! Good job!

  • Colleen Millsteed about a year ago

    Hahaha I can relate to this lol. Fantastic my friend.

  • Mark Gagnonabout a year ago

    Cat wins another round!

  • Testabout a year ago

    I knew Abigail would be back! Does she ever stop trying to rule the world? LOL!

  • Leslie Writesabout a year ago

    LOL This is classic! And great picture to go with it! :)

  • C. H. Richardabout a year ago

    Love Abigail ❤️ lol. I'm sure she was only trying to help ❤️

  • Hey, if it's where you want to be, it's where she wants to be.

  • KJ Aartilaabout a year ago

    Hey! Don't you yell at that poor, abused thing! 🙀🤣

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    Love this, love Abigail, love YOU! You always manage to put a smile on my face with these 🤗 Awesome entry!! ❤️❤️

  • Ha! It sounds like this was from personal experience! Cats love to place themselves wherever your attention is focused, whether that is a book, a keyboard, or even dinner! Well done, Cathy.

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