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Did I hear my phone ring?
Isn’t texting a thing?
Some lunatic calling to sell me something
Tired of saying no -
Reactions! Wait, please…they just won’t let go
Anyway, have a nice day
Can’t you tell I’m trying to be nice?
Too late, now I’m all Godzilla on ice
I don’t care, blah blah blah
Oh, you won’t block my number
Never mind, I’ll press end call and finish my slumber
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Comments (17)
Dana, this is so true and humorous!!! Loving this!!!
🤣🤣🤣 that is very relatable to everyone, I'm sure. These telemarketers are so persistent
This made me smile so big, great job Dana
‘I’m all Godzilla on ice’ … love that! The pic at the top had me chuckling before I even read your on-point and entertaining Poem. Nicely done, Dana 💕🙂
Oh, I loved this! You expressed it so accurately! I have three numbers that hound me and it's so irritating. This was really fun! 🤗❤️ I don't know why -- I always miss your pieces somehow in the feeds! I'm so glad I found this!! 🤗❤️❤️ The picture at the end is so cute :)
Love it!
I hear you.
I know right! What kind of psychopath RINGS you 🤪🤪🤪
Lol, this was so funny! I loved it!
This is so great, lol. Ugh, the telemarketers!
Hahaha. this is great. Damn those telemarketers
Yes they always call at the worst time too ! Love it! 😊
Great one 📝‼️
Absolute true story, lol! What a great way to have some fun with this challenge!
This is excellent. Made me laugh ❤️
Apologies...I was one of those terrible telemarketers. Perfect take down of the occupation... ;)
Oh this is brill, a slam dunk by you Dana! Love the images too. Wonderful stuff and so true!