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An abecedarian poem about the 2023-24 NHL season

By Clyde E. DawkinsPublished 6 months ago 1 min read

Avalanche showing out

Bruins barely staying ahead

Connors--so many Connors

Ducks playing so badly

Edmonton's climbing back

Florida's a bunch of frauds

Georgiev for Vezina, please

Hart for MacKinnon, too

Isles are up and down

Jets are legit

Kings are struggling

Leafs need to bounce back

Matthews is a bad-ass

No chance Vegas repeats

Ottawa is so screwed

Penguins on the rise

Quit mocking the Leafs, please

Rangers are beasts in the East

Seriously, MacKinnon for Hart

Toronto is a legit powerhouse

Unlike the Panthers

Vancouver is kicking ass

Winnipeg is, too

Xennial Oilers fans are delusional

Young stars showing out

Zero playoff games for Sabres, again

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Clyde E. Dawkins

I am an avid fan of sports and wrestling, and I've been a fan of female villains since the age of eight. Also into film and TV, especially Simpsons and Family Guy.

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Comments (4)

  • Cathy Deslippe6 months ago

    Wow, that is amazing, You are very talented and hockey is my sport. So you know I B-Leaf. My dad was scouted for them before losing his eye. Went on to coach for 45 years, Your right though they do need to bounce back lol

  • Cathy holmes6 months ago

    Haha. This is great. I can think of a few other names to calls my Leafs recently, as you can imagine. Well done, Clyde..

  • Heather Hubler6 months ago

    Ha! That was great!!! What a clever idea :)

  • Philip Gipson6 months ago

    This poem is PERFECT!!!!

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