We are blood transfusion and haematology,
specimen reception, coagulation and biochemists
saying all this makes me feel very bright
🥼
We wait for all the couriers to bring our GP work
though the pods are never-ending, phone calls non-stop
and we do our best to keep our lab coats white
🥼
we get all sorts of tubes and specimens
the blood vacutainers come in many colours
it’s often a surprise that makes it an interesting night.
🥼
We book the samples in by scanning
cards and tubes on big computers
and hope the labels don’t tear or fight
🥼
I once heard on the radio last week
about a specimen pot in a jacket potato
what was inside will give you a fright
🥼
Sometimes it’s calm, but we’re often busy
here in the Path Lab, we’re the best MLAs
cause at the end of the day, it’s always alright.
About the Creator
Chloe Gilholy
Former healthcare worker and lab worker from Oxfordshire. Author of ten books including Drinking Poetry and Game of Mass Destruction. Travelled to over 20 countries.
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Comments (1)
Specimen pot in a jacket potato? Lol. Loved your poem!