Blue cake soaked in wee
Urinal smells like a tree
Best not to eat me
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Comments (7)
Whenever my husband hits the men's room he asks if I want him to bring me some pink cake.
I legitimately laughed out loud 😂
Wordsworthian...or maybe Dr. Seusslike? 🤔
thank you for the giggle. I love this
Needed the chuckle, loving it!!!
Lol. Clever
I laughed out loud at this