Nobody Likes You When You're Timothy
A Very Bad Parody
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It was late night
She was at home
I was up
Feeling kinda prone
To never finding one
Who could see me for me
I really felt forever alone.
But then she sent me an email
I was up scrolling through apps
Then she must've clicked on my page
Must've clicked on my page
What's my URL again
What's my URL again
I found her to be really cute
She likes craft beers and Scooby Doo
I felt that
Scooby is my jam
I really felt she could be the one for me
And that's about time she came out to me
Nobody likes you when you're Timothy
She was just looking for some sympathy
I guess another friend wouldn't hurt
I was just getting my hopes up, yeah.
My friends say I should join Tinder
What's my URL again
What's my URL again
About the Creator
Waverleigh Rose Garlington
Gentry Rose is the self proclaimed author of the ongoing book For You I Will. She spends her free time writing and reading. She has three cats and one boyfriend, all whom she is immensely fond of.
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