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I Got The Job

Pays better than I thought

By Dana StewartPublished 9 months ago β€’ 1 min read
I Got The Job
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They need accountant

Totally forgot the bra

Turn the heat on please

humor

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Comments (19)

  • Dana Crandell7 months ago

    I'm reasonably sure the cold has never helped my chances...

  • Heather Hubler8 months ago

    LOL! I'm sure that increased the hiring chances...hahaha!

  • Real Poetic8 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣🀭

  • C. H. Richard8 months ago

    Lol! That sometimes gets one the job!

  • Mackenzie Davis8 months ago

    Well that conjured memories and a vivid image, lol! Great one, Dana!

  • Jazzy 8 months ago

    This was perfect lol we all have been here

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  • Omgggg thank God I've never experienced this! I would just die, lol! 🀣🀣🀣

  • Brin J.9 months ago

    πŸ˜‚ It's funny because it's relatable. (well, for the girlies at least)

  • Babs Iverson9 months ago

    Bravo!!! Awesomely written!!! Loving the humor, Dana!!!πŸ’•β™₯️β™₯️

  • J. S. Wade9 months ago

    A real head turner ! 😎 congratulations πŸ₯‡πŸ₯°

  • Lamar Wiggins9 months ago

    β€œPays better than I thought.” After reading the poem, it made the subtitle golden! πŸ˜… loved that! Excellent entry that may just work in your favor, lol.

  • Hannah Moore9 months ago

    Ha ha!

  • Novel Allen9 months ago

    Liberate the ta ta's. More money, here we come. Gurl power to the max.

  • Tiffany Gordon 9 months ago

    LOL!πŸ˜‚ gurl you slayed this challenge!

  • Hahahaha that was excellent

  • Cathy holmes9 months ago

    Hahaha. Perfectly perky.

  • πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ‘β™₯️You got that right, lol❗

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