Elvisaurus Swagger
The Cool Crest-Bearing Dino with a Flair for Drama
Don't stare, girls, don't stare.
I'm so damn good-looking; I know, but don't glare.
A unique crest sits on my head, absolutely rare,
Elvisaurus they called me, but I put that Presley to shame, way beyond compare.
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I don't know who made us – mighty dinos, and I don't care.
Since hatching from my egg, I've lived a life full of dares.
Self-inflated swaggering is my path to success,
While other dinos know nothing but roar, roar, and roar in excess.
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With a playfully slow pace, I always make sure to create a TON of noise as I walk.
Some say I've got a fat bottom, and my droppings' smell is an awful shock.
Jealous haters love to spout nonsense to steal my thunder,
But I live a life of wonder, making them only ponder.
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Cryolophosaurus: An early Jurassic meat-eating dino that lived around the South Pole.
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Stella Yan PhD
PhD in Physics. Residing in the US. Deeply engaged in the exploration of math, science, and personal introspection; truly amazed by the mysteries of the universe and the complexities of the human mind.
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Comments (2)
A humorous read with real talent demonstrated here!
Impressive writing.