Cluck and Sizzle
a limerick
$9 for a dozen eggs is called inflation
Three weeks since I tasted eggs Benny is pure desperation
I decided to raise a chicken
I thought Avian flu surely can’t sicken
Empty nest so I put bird in frying pan and worsened my frustration
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Comments (6)
Great limerick. More places are now allowing people to keep chickens now.
🤣. I love how you are hitting the “absurdities of life” part so well!
Wow - limerick satire!!
Fabulous!!! 💖💖💕
Yes, eggs got so expensive but I would raise chicken, we have foxes here,lol
Luv it!!