Advance Funeral Notice
No right answers, no way back.
By The Dani WriterPublished 8 months ago • 1 min read
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"Oooh—when are you due?"
Her face, now thunderous rage,
"Do I LOOK pregnant???!!!"
Thank you for taking a peek at my entry for the Vocal Snafu Senryu Challenge! It comes with free advice that is golden:-
When in doubt (or not)...don't...say...anything. Your 'Hail Mary' trump card response is, "Queen, yes, cuz you are positively GLOWING!"
But, it might have already been used too much, or may not work, so...
Check-in with 'The Dani Writer', I still want you to live!
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Comments (9)
Not a bit. I was asking about your paper for class.
/facepalm
Unfortunately, I've done this before, lol. I just wanted to die then! Loved your Senryu!
Brilliant! 😅
Good one!!!
Lol. This is great.
lol love it!
Oops!!! Foot in mouth!!! That happens!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
Yep, there is no walking that one back into neutral territory!!