A Gen-Z Hamster Who Doesn't Vote Angers Its Owners
Some youngsters think voting is for the birds
“I'm not voting. The election doesn't affect me.”
How often do we hear this from young people?
Their political apathy is especially grating for voters who have been on the edge of our seats every day for the last 16 years since Obama was elected.
I interviewed a family coping with the current crisis.
As Greg and Beth looked on, Biscuit, their hamster, busied himself with his usual fun and games.
They encouraged him to take part in the upcoming election this November.
“It's your civic duty to vote.”
“Civic duty? The politicians just pretend to care about the issues during an election,” Biscuit retorted.
“That's a cynical way to look at it.”
Their faces pleaded for his understanding of their passionate interest in politics, despite nullifying each other's presidential vote in every election since 2004.
“Name one thing politicians have done for hamsters in the last twenty years,” Biscuit asked.
Greg and Beth went through their vast frontal cortexes (compared to his) for other arguments.
“You should support the country you live in by voting.”
“I vote with my feet.”
Stumped, Biscuit's parents decided to plead their party lines. Greg, a Republican, discussed world geography.
“You should vote for Trump, as he will stop imports from China.”
“But my hamster food comes from China.”
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"What about inflation?”
“The cost of my pet food is someone else's problem. In fact, yours.”
“Immigrants crossing the southern border?!”
“I'm a Syrian golden hamster. How do you think I got here?”
You might think things went easier for Beth, a Democrat.
She confronted Biscuit with important domestic issues:
“If you vote for Biden, you will help stop the objectification of women”
“Aren't you the one who dresses me, and yourself, in cute outfits for Instagram?”
”Biden signed the ban on TikTok. He's tough on China too.”
“That is not a positive for the hamster community. I need to let Peanut know.”
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”And what about children in cages?”
“I think I'm going to chew on a ballot now.”
Thanks for reading. Dedicated to the 34% of eligible American voters, who, like me, quietly let the world's greatest mud slinging match slide past every four years without jumping in to take part.
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Disclaimer: Voting is an important civic duty in a democracy.
Additional disclaimer: My voting residency is a 65% one-party majority state, and my unplaced vote couldn't possibly help or hurt your party of choice.
Post Baby Reindeer disclaimer: This story is inspired very slightly by a possibly true or untrue story. All presidential candidates mentioned are fictitious.
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History of US Presidential Election Voter Participation
The early presidential elections from 1788-1824 were decided by electors chosen by state legislatures, rather than direct popular vote. It was not until the 1828 election that a majority of states held popular vote presidential elections.
Even then, voter eligibility was much more restricted historically, with only white male property owners allowed to vote in many states initially. Women did not gain the right to vote nationwide until the 19th Amendment was ratified in 1920.
So reliable nationwide voter turnout data is only available starting from around the mid-19th century onward. Here is a summary of what we know about voter participation in early US presidential elections:
1788-1824 elections: No direct popular vote, decided by state legislatures
1828 election: Estimated 57.6% voter turnout (of white males)
1840 election: Estimated 80.2% voter turnout (of white males)
1860 election: Estimated 81.2% voter turnout (of white males)
1896 election: 73.7% voter turnout
Other years:
2020: 66.1% voter turnout
2016: 60.1% voter turnout
2012: 58.6% voter turnout
2008: 62.2% voter turnout
2004: 60.1% voter turnout
2000: 54.2% voter turnout
1996: 49.0% voter turnout
1992: 55.2% voter turnout
1988: 53.1% voter turnout
1984: 53.3% voter turnout
1980: 52.6% voter turnout
1976: 53.5% voter turnout
1972: 55.2% voter turnout
1968: 60.7% voter turnout
1964: 61.9% voter turnout
1960: 62.8% voter turnout
1956: 60.1% voter turnout
1952: 63.3% voter turnout
1948: 51.1% voter turnout
1944: 55.9% voter turnout
1940: 49.2% voter turnout
1936: 60.8% voter turnout
1932: 58.8% voter turnout
About the Creator
Scott Christenson
Born and raised in Milwaukee WI, living in Hong Kong. Hoping to share some of my experiences w short story & non-fiction writing. Have a few shortlisted on Reedsy:
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Comments (6)
Hahahahahahahha Biscuit's got a lot of valid points there! All politicians are corrupt in one way or another. So I just don't bother
That's remarkably consistent actually, is t it.
I love the hamster. Here in Canada lots of people say I won't vote because it doesn't count-voting is a right I am happy to have
The Hamster is funny as always, but what really caught me were the election percentages over the years! I had always heard that percentages dropped, but according to this... that seems to be incorrect! I wonder how the "lower voter turnout" message began then?
Loved your hamster story!
I love the 'they nullify each others vote' part. Poor things lack a united front, yet the baby hamster gets chewed out. And the mud slinging, hilarious. But seriously, is it really the votes that win elections, not being American by birth, I only know so much. The Electoral college, The Lodge and secret organizations behind all the rich folks pulling strings. Omigosh, has it been 16-17 years since Obama, it just registered. The creativity and wit alone in this is a winner for me. Still chuckling. And the statistics is a bonus.