Halloween Playlist – Prince of Darkness

Little Weiner was tired of being only the second most feared supervillain in Gotham, he wanted the top spot, to be the leader of the pack. For people to fear him as they did no other. What better way to make it happen than to create the most listen to playlist for Halloween. The one holiday that strikes fear in all men’s hearts.

This would not be any playlist, but one that called upon the Prince of Darkness himself to help. Yes, he would start with a song by Ozzy Osborne, “Bark at the Moon”

Little Weiner thought to himself, that song alone may get people to stop calling me Little Weiner and start using my preferred nickname Big Dick. But he wanted to make it clear he was running with a bad crowd. Leave no doubt he was someone to be feared. So why not follow it up with a song by Van Halen, “Runnin’ with the Devil”

Little Weiner could not help but give off an evil laugh after that last song. He knew people were getting scared. But just to drive the point home he wanted to play “Sympathy for the Devil”. But what version should he play, a cover version by Motorhead or maybe Guns N’ Roses, no he would go with the Stones themselves.

Yes, yes his plan was coming together. People were shaking and what better way to turn it up a notch than to release the bats, and not any bats, but bats from Hell. (Uncontrollable Evil laugh) Next on the list "Bat Out of Hell" by none other than Meatloaf.

The bats would do great to scare people from the air, but Little Weiner also wanted to mount a ground attack. For this he would call upon some rats. Listen now to “Rats” by Pearl Jam, that is if you dare.

Little Weiner was building up his own army of some of the most feared creatures on earth. But he was not satisfied. This was Halloween, and on Halloween nothing was too scary. So why not add snakes into the mix.

The next song he played was “Snake Man” by the Dobbie Brothers.

You think this would have been enough for Little Weiner, what with your bats and your rats and your snakes, but he needed a leader for his army of vermin. And when you need a leader, you call upon “Boris the Spider” by The Who.

And now he would use his army to round up all the scared little people and put them on the “Highway to Hell” by AC/DC.

And when they got to hell, what would they hear, more AC/DC this time "Hells Bells".

Now if there is one thing Little Weiner knew was that once you have people cowering in fear, weeping at your feet, begging for mercy, give them none. It was time to destroy all hope. To do that he would use one of their own heroes against them. The man who saved Rock and Roll. But this time he would not be able to save them, no one could. Little Weiner with a cold stare next played “A Night with the Jersey Devil” by none other than Bruce Springsteen. (Say it isn’t so, oh the humanity)

So, there you have it. What started out as a beautiful fall evening on the last day in October, turned into one of the most terrifying nights in the history of mankind. Long gone were the cute little costumes of princesses and bunny rabbits, replace by ghost, goblins, witches, and warlocks. And be sure to always look up, because on cold moonless nights the bats come out, they never did return to Hell.

Gotham had a new supervillain, and his name is Little Weiner.

To learn more about Little Weiner be sure to read Duty Calls.