Jay Kantor
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Retired: Write for "The Kids Someday"
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The Squeeze. Top Story - July 2024.
– The Pricey Luxury Badge vs the Hovering Hulk – Most of us have a problem with car doors putting dents on the sides of our cars; we'd like to take up two spaces but then we'd get key'd out of spite if we did. Currently the 'Compact' spots are occupied by Schlong-Schlinging oversized trucks that have their Tuckus' so far out they block the drive through aisles; I'm probably the only one that's noticed.
By Jay Kantora day ago in Humor
Such a Deal. Top Story - June 2024.
— Penny Wise — I happened to pass by the 'Salvation Army' Thrift store and even very fancy cars were lined up around the block just to 'Bin' shop; along with huge truck trailer loads toting in varied merchandise. This gorgeous store offers everything from baskets of eye glasses to lovely furniture all cleaned and sanitized; a $500 recliner is tagged for $50 Bucks.
By Jay Kantorabout a month ago in Humor
Hit me Baby
Intimidation: Bat-Tap Muddy Spikes - THE HITMEN - Slow-Slow Pitch Softball - OUR team was a mishmash-mix of regular guys from the ‘hood, biz and, of course, the poker-group-boys. Some of the Hitmen are not with us anymore. But, it’s fun to recall such a special time. A simpler goof-off time. Lucky-Lar, my Twin. Terry Brenner, College roommate. We all had 'I knew you when' type chums!
By Jay Kantor3 months ago in Humor
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Nuts & Bolts – Kantor '©' Morning Sports Page –
By Jay Kantor4 months ago in Humor
- Billy -. Top Story - February 2024.
— Migration — THE Sponsor, Cousin Billy Kantor, would bring relatives escaping Russian Persecuting Pogroms filtering 2-3 at a time through Ellis Island, the Immigration reception area in New York. Not far from the Statue of Liberty, "Give us your Tired your Poor." And, putting them to work in his Haberdashery. "Billy Sells for Less" Sioux City, Iowa. Of course the suit-tie-and fedora were the 'Dress Code' of the day; probably not the case today.
By Jay Kantor5 months ago in Humor
Tush~Tickle . Top Story - January 2024.
Zip-it-Up - Jean Disaster - Tail Tales Did you ever - I know that we all have - pushed the email send button to the wrong person and just want to lunge into the screen to take it back? Come-on, mercy please take-backs! As I scream and plead into this inhumane gadget: where is its 'inanimate' heart? It could be very embarrassing; no way I did this. I blame my autocorrect filter Ai, who would certainly know me more than 'me' what I intended. Why do we even bother to think anymore? I’m sure many of you can relate to the following true tale that happened to me.
By Jay Kantor6 months ago in Humor
Three Minute Reads. Top Story - December 2023.
— Hooking in the Reader — MANY among us write with an introduction using logos and 'Handles,' I use my name proudly for better or worse — I Yam what I Yam — And that's All that I Am. I know that I'm not everyone's page-turner preference; I'm ok with that. If we are going to be out-there within this fabulous platform on a Global basis, then be out there as YOU! How would your closest friends over the years describe you? Who from our VM Village would you like to sit down at the Cheesecake Factory and actually speak to in person. No, not just a virtual friend, but touchy-feely 'real,' I can think of several, I'd even treat!
By Jay Kantor7 months ago in Humor
Baby Mamas
Baby Mama Update ~ Vax R/Us Times have changed - but have they? We survived being born to a mother who may have chain smoked Chesterfields or drank habitually while they carried us; now meth-coke and heroin cause babies to be born addicted. They took heavy doses of aspirin, ate salty ankle swelling sauces, even mercury exposing fish from a can; never being tested for sodium or sugar diabetes, probably ever. Along with enduring all of the trauma from baby cribs, jingling with overhead carousel-chimes, in rooms covered with bright colored lead-based paints bordered by asbestos walls.
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humans
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