Halden Mile
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I am am American actor, author, ASMRtist, Cosplayer, Novelist, Poet, and Screenwriter.
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Chris-Chan is A Lost Cause
First of all, one must give great kudos to the internet. The very fact we live in an age where knowledge is literally at our fingertips greatly appeals to me. Even more impressive is how anyone can read about just about anything. Be it information on common knowledge or the strange and the unusual, the internet has done great wonders for people.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Criminal
The Fan Man Review
While there are many novels which could be considered classics, perhaps none of them reach the caliber of William Kotzwinkle's The Fan Man. Published in 1974, this overlooked classic brings readers into its world in the most phantasmagorical way possible. Originally published in Esquire Magazine in 1973 as a short story titled, Horse Badorties Goes Out, Kotzwinkle's novel adds more to the narrative and life of Horse Badorities. While not exactly a sequel, The Fan Man could be at best seen as an expanded continuation. In other words, further chronicling the misadventures of our deranged, loopy protagonist.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Humans
I Wish Older People Would Stop Saying This.
Does anyone notice that older generations, especially Boomers, have a saying for something. Its as if these people live as if real life were a television show. In a sense, every other sentence they speak has to be some catchphrase or motto. While most of what older folks say may be funny, at times their words can be infuriating.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Humans
The Link Between Moaning Myrtle And Ursula Blake!
I have come to a startling conclusion as of late. Ursula Blake IS Moaning Myrtle! No, I am dead serious. These two characters are one in the same! How did I come to this conclusion (as well as something shocking at the end?), well allow me to elaborate! I must admit there will be spoilers ahead in this article! So tread carefully!
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Geeks
Life Is Hard: Deal With It!
Let the hate comments begin! If there is something about the older generations I envy, it is the determination they possessed. A long time ago, this nation; if not the entire Western World, was comprised of strong people. Back then people had courage, grit, and determination. Sure, life was hard, but the mentality was to press on. Whenever adversity arose, people stood up to the challenge. Such moments of hardship were seen as an opportunity to shine.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in The Swamp
The Top 30 Shocking Moments in Professional Wrestling History.
By all accounts, Professional Wrestling is one massive real life soap opera. Everything, from its choreographed theatrics to its the off the wall acting, seems to create a fiction larger than fact. Yet, in the midst of all this entertainment, there have been moments in Professional Wrestling that went beyond the normal limits of entertainment. Some of which even affected the real world as much as it did professional wrestling itself.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Geeks
Whomever Finds This.
FROM THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF SAMUEL REYNOLDS: I, Samuel Reynolds, do hereby claim this story I am writing to be true. I have not told anyone about this before. However, before I lose my life to the cancers which affect me, I feel I must reveal this tale I am about to tell.
By Halden Mile3 years ago in Humans
Dabi vs Kurogiri: Whom Had The Better Academia Reveal?
Quite personally, I am not happy with the latest reveal in My Hero Academia. It was painfully obvious that Dabi was a Todoroki. There was no way around it. Even the fans speculated there was something going on with Dabi. The fact that Dabi had a flame based quirk, added with hair style and eyes to Shota Todoroki gave it all away. Also, considering that the Todoroki family had a messy backstory, it was bound to come up one way or another.
By Halden Mile4 years ago in Geeks
Alex Trebek Cannot Be Replaced.
Alex Trebek has left behind more than just loved ones. He also left behind a legacy. Although he was born on July 22, 1940, in Greater Sudbury, Canada, since 1984, the famed television host became a regular staple in living rooms across America.
By Halden Mile4 years ago in Geeks
FanFiction Rants: Erotic Fanfiction Needs to Go!
Let the hateful comments flood inward! I am getting sick and tired of fanfiction writers whom devote their time to smut. Seriously, this is perhaps the most insulting form of a fanfiction. I cannot begin to fathom the depravity of anyone to draft a tale depicting such filth. Now, the mental image of our favorite heroes and villains in some massive orgy may seem interesting to the writer of said fanfiction. Yet, let it be known that most of us fans of said medium or fandom do not want that. We want entertainment, not eroticism.
By Halden Mile4 years ago in Geeks
A Journey to WhisperWind.
In recent years on YouTube, a revolutionary new genre has made waves on the internet. Referred to as ASMR (which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), these videos are characterized by their relaxing whispers and personal attention. Created by people calling themselves "ASMRtists", their videos range from roleplays to personal attention. . In fact, some channels have anywhere between one thousand to one million subscribers. This goes to show that the ASMR genre shows no signs of slowing down. People continue to flock to hear the latest whispers on YouTube.
By Halden Mile4 years ago in Geeks
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