A New Civilisation for the easily offended
Governor O’Bobo, a short man with great jowls and an absurd moustache, was positively livid today.
“Do not say an ‘insult is not a crime’.” The Governor mocked, using his entire body to mimic the air quotes. So mature. “That crone has caused me significant distress. She humiliated me and must be punished!”. With his splotchy red face and waving arms, the Governor terrified the other Assistant Policy Writers into lowering their heads to their chests and shrinking into the office walls. I had been working under the Governor for nine moon cycles now and this sight was becoming too familiar. Sadly, most of my days are spent losing a debate over the legitimacy of creating a law for every inconvenience.