The Past, the Present, the Future

Past: Hey you remember that one time, when we...

Present: Don’t!

Future: What? What happened?

Present: I dare you, let's not talk about it.

Past: It was fun....:D

Present: It was pure embarrassment.

Future: If you would tell me what happened I could help avoid it.

Present: We fell….

Past: Oh yeah, but HOW did we fall…

Present: Don't make it worse than it already was. Just on the floor!

Past: It was delightful! We swivelled across the dancefloor, over to the bar, glided up there like angels in heaven, and swung our ever so young hips to the rhythm of …

Present: No one needs to know....

Future: I need to know!

Past: With the rhythm of …”Call me maybe”

Future: Carly Rae Jepsen

Present: Wait, that song still exists?

Present: In the future ...then... I mean. Future? Input, please?

Future: *cough* You are still listening to it sometimes....*cough*

Past: Well it WAS a good song!

Present: ...IS a good song!

Future: WILL BE! haha

Past: So why were we wearing heels if we could not handle it?

Present: Well I thought we looked pretty and they would fit.

Future: You fell off the bar didn't you….

Present: True. Case closed. Good night.

Past: Untrue! We got off the bar just fine, but tumbled and stumbled and plunged down the stairs in divine…

Present: I don't want to hear anymore!

Future: I DO!

Past: and…BAM! face first, onto the middle of the dancefloor, what glee!

Future: Oookayyy….happens. Sure there were lots of peeps, and no one noticed.

Present: Can't you see? Luck does not have me now...

Past: …and did not have us then. hehe

Future: Meaning?

Past: Meaning... just in the right moment, music off, lights on, time to go home.

Present: Meaning, stares, and laughs coming from everyone!!

Future: Was there no one to help?

Past: Not a single one. Only pictures were taken of this little drunk one.

Present: Hey I wasn't even...urgh whatever...

Present: And WHY exactly are we talking about this now?

Past: Because it's my job, just to make sure to give you the right amount of anxiety because....

Future: Oh I know that one!! Because we are going out tomorrow!

Present: Well...if you are so clever, why don't you prevent it from happening again?

Past: Clumsiness is our destiny...if not this we find something else, maybe spill a drink on someone...or...

Future: Got it! Just don't wear heels!

Past:...Or just don't go out...

Present: I see what best appeals and what the party is about.

Future: Good shout.

Present: Good night.

Past: Sleep tight.

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Past: Hey you remember that one time when we did....

Present, Future: Quiet now with that bull sh**!