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THE BREAK UP!!!😱

My ex caused too much drama!πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

By Tiffany Gordon Published 12 months ago β€’ 1 min read
THE BREAK UP!!!😱
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I NEVER thought that this day would come... 😒

Ice Cream, it's time for you to kick rocks; there's a new guy that has been taking me for a spin around the block...

My new guy is super-sweet and filled to the brim with gooey-goodness...

In fact, his selfless love never misses... truth be told, neither do his passionate kisses...

My ex-man Ice Cream had me fooled... I thought he was a good guy but he always gave me a tummy ache on the way to the pool...Β 

Mr. Ice Cream eventually became a huge hazard...Β He always cheated on me by taking my biles for a run...

His indiscretions caused me to gas up the scene in frustration... and always prevented me from having my fun...

Man... it's a good thing God is good & that Monsieur Cupcake finally came along... because I desperately needed someone to erase all of Mr. Ice Cream's numerous wrongs... 😁

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Tiffany Gordon

I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.

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Comments (22)

  • EYHCS11 months ago

    Quite cute!

  • Mohammed Darasi11 months ago

    I'll be honest.. Ice cream over cupcakes any day.. but of course it seems like it doesn't agree with you, so i wish you Monsieur Cupcake all the best, and a happy and long future.

  • C. H. Richard12 months ago

    Very cute and gave me a chuckle! Great birthday story too! Can only take so much ice cream we definitely need a cupcake every once in awhile too 🧁

  • Judey Kalchik 12 months ago

    May you always have more cupcakes in your life than you can eat... especially on your Birthday! (Happy birthday!)

  • Sara Wilson12 months ago

    Lol as someone who has recently become intolerant to dairy- I felt this 🀣🀣 very cute piece!

  • Real Poetic12 months ago

    Lol this was brilliant and funny!

  • Babs Iverson12 months ago

    Sweet!!!! Loved it!!!β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ’•

  • Antoinette L Brey12 months ago

    how sweet. id love either

  • Gerald Holmes12 months ago

    Lol!! Loved this. well done.

  • This was fun, I'm a sucker for all things sweet

  • I still prefer ice cream, though now that I'm diabetic I have to restrict both. I liked your presentation, just the same.

  • Lamar Wiggins12 months ago

    πŸ˜… Looks like someone satisfied that sweet tooth! Glad it was you! Loved this!

  • Not me imagining the ice cream man cheating on you and then you found love with a cupcake baker 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Don't ask what's wrong with me because I don't know hahahahhahaha

  • It sounds like you and Monsieur will be very happy together!!! Fun and creative!!! Thank you Tiffany for a much needed chuckle!!!

  • Joe Patterson12 months ago

    Very funny.

  • Mariann Carroll12 months ago

    This story hit my funny bone 🀭🀣This was a very fun readπŸ₯°πŸ’ƒπŸ½

  • Colleen Millsteed 12 months ago

    Hahaha this is hilarious Tiffany. Goodbye Mr Ice Cream!

  • Dana Stewart12 months ago

    This is brilliant! Monsieur Cupcake for the win! Mr. Ice Cream and are going to have a talk. Great work!

  • This Piece is magnificent, sis LoveπŸ’•LoveπŸ’–LoveπŸŽ‰πŸ’•πŸ“

  • Cathy holmes12 months ago

    Haha. This is yummy great.

  • Donna Renee12 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 this is so funny!!! I loved it!

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