M - Mind-altering
A - Anxiety-reducing
R - Relaxing
I - Intoxicating
J - Joyful
U - Unwinding
A - Analgesic
N - Numbing
A - Appetite-stimulating
A puff, a hit, a moment of bliss the world slows down, the mind at ease.
Colors shine, thoughts unwind a moment of calm, you’ll have a peaceful mind. It will get you through your daily grind. Relax, enjoy, blow smoke at the coy. This will be an absolute joy.
With this high can come a cost. Don’t do anything stupid or your mind will be lost.
A foggy mind, a memory lost. A path to crashes, a dangerous ride! Don’t get in the car, if your high you won’t drive far.
Don’t drive high, or you’ll regret it nigh. A balance to find, a line to abide.
So use with caution, with care and thought. Enjoy the high, but don't get caught! Don’t go to jail because a high you sought. Sit on the couch and stay there while you smoke, watch tv for at least an hour with every toke.
Don’t drive again until your sober, because no, your arrest won’t just blow over.
A DUI will ruin your life. You will live forever in strife.
In the haze of smoke, in the grip of need, find a balance, and let your mind be freed. Inhale some smoke and let your emotions lead, but be careful when and where you drink your mead and smoke your weed.
You’ll get the munchies and feel the need to feed! Having the munchies is the marijuana midnight creed! But don’t eat with greed, that’s a bad deed to your body’s digestive speed.
Enjoy yourself! Don’t get pee’d! Relax and enjoy the day planting your seed! Sand don’t forget to smoke some weed!
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Comments (5)
How have I not seen this earlier? Dr Seuss meet Maryjane! Bloody good!
Brilliantly done!
Lol, this was awesomeeee! I loved it!
Great and stupendous!
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