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Strut of shame

A series of SNAFUs

By Ashley ClarkPublished 8 months ago 1 min read

An alarm wakes me

I turn over to see him

Who the hell is that?!?!

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There was tequila

And dancing on the bar top

I'm gonna be sick

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I am late for work

I wore these clothes yesterday

GAH! the walk of shame

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Where is the coffee?

Time for Starbucks on the way?

NEED IT to survive…….

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I crawl out of bed

And tip toe out the front door

Where the HECK AM I?

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I call an Uber

It’s fine. This is fine. All is…..

Where is my wallet????

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I look at my watch

There is no time for panic

OR to fix my hair

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Messy bun it is

These are the days of my life

I am here for it

humor

About the Creator

Ashley Clark

Mom, wife, writer, creator, artist, friend, daughter, woman, dancer, poet, student, teacher, and lifelong learner. We all wear different hats that grow, expand, change, and define ourselves. I love sharing them and hearing about others.

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Comments (3)

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran8 months ago

    Lol! Loved the embarrassing story you told with a set of Senryus!

  • Chloe Gilholy8 months ago

    These were great.

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