[Intro]
Ow!
[Verse 1]
June Cleaver is neither loose nor tight
June Cleaver is on in black and white
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Ward tried to keep her on a short leash
Wally tried to calm her down
The Beave tried to ram her into the ground, yeah
[Chorus]
Can't fight June Cleaver
Can't fight June Cleaver
Can't fight June Cleaver
I can see her cleaning up around the house
[Verse 2]
June Cleaver is neither big nor small
June Cleaver is the center of it all
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I find her strangely hot and sexy
I'd love to take her out
I wish to taste her in my mouth, yeah
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Comments (2)
Yeah I like it except the ending is a bit cringey (sorry). I loved Leave It To Beaver - all the dynamics of mom, (so dressy and classy), dad (so reasonable), big bro and dumb little Beaver
Haha; This woke me up this morning! Newly subscribed! I haven't thought of June Cleaver in decades.