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There once was a monkey called Old Roger
Known as Old Roger, the soap dodger
Who had an awful funk
Directly from his junk
So he couldn't find a room as a lodger
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Author's Notes: Don't worry...limerick for now. Have more ferocious and fiery stuff coming, but this was just too stupid to not share. Hope you enjoyed it.
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Paul Stewart
Scottish-Italian poet/writer from Glasgow.
Overflowing in English language torture and word abuse.
"Every man has a sane spot somewhere" R.L Stevenson
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Comments (11)
Yeah 10/10 would not want him around 😂
Aw poor Roger!! Loved your Limerick! 👍 🙊
Um haven’t even read it yet but that picture is a bit terrifying!! 😅😂 Now I just saw Dharrsheena’s comment so now can’t wait to read it lol
Ewwwwwww, that was soooo grossss!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Hahahahahahahaha
Wow! I thought I had poor impulse control. I like potty humor as much as the next guy, but how am I ever going to unsee that pic? 😳
Totally agree quite disgusting and perfect for toilet reading.
Jesus H Christ. That was disgusting, and hilarious. Well done,.you loonie.
Eek!
Sterling simian silliness!
Haha, so funny and silly indeed.
Haha! Clever rhyming and hilarious subject matter! Never have been able to string a limerick together. Well done, Paul!