A night cap you say?
A Cheshire hat perhaps? No wait- I think that’s someone else’s dream.
Off with my head! As my mind has clearly left anyway.
Can I make a cup of tea in a rabbit’s hat?
No wait -that is a white cockatiel!
Holy cucumber salad! My hat is soaked!!
Ok, ok, let’s try another angle, go along the bend and up the stream, down the river but I’ll just float on by.
Maybe I will see someone I miss. A buddy per chance? Oh! He will have a hat made of honey!
Snowflakes on my nose, it’s time to get on by… can you whistle while you work?
A tardis blue hat with a nice bold scarf?
I say fella!! Is that a celery stick on your lapel? You must be running out of time by now..
Diamond rings and silly bling and oh! No time for shiny shoes, there is just so many hats to try!
By gum! I’ve got it!
Like a casserole!! I’ll wear them all at once!
I dare say my mind is made up!!
I must try to wear more hats I must!!!
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Haha! Fun read! It made me think of a favorite hat that I lost. Thanks for sharing. Definitely hearted this one!