Limerick Five
The Vindictive One
By Owen SchaeferPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
Photo by Erda Estremera on Unsplash
A thief stole my package and walked it
Away down the block, but then dropped it.
How I wish I had been
On the street when he’d seen
That I’d filled up that box with some dog shit.
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Not a true story. I'd never do this. Probably.
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Owen Schaefer
Owen Schaefer is a Canadian writer, editor and playwright living in the U.K. He writes fiction, speculative fiction, and breezy articles on writing, AI, and other nonsense. Attacks of poetry may occur.
More at owenschaefer.com
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