"Laugh 😂Out Loud🤣: These Hilarious Poetic Tweets Will Leave You in Stitches!"

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you… but the cake I just ate was sweeter than you.
2. I tried to write a sonnet, but my rhymes were all wrong. So I ate some spaghetti, and now I'm singing a song.
3. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are… a ball of gas millions of miles away, and yet you still light up my day.
4. There once was a man from Peru, who loved to sing and dance, too. He'd wiggle his hips and tap his feet, and every time he did, we'd all want to meet.
5. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But the good news is, he landed in a pile of pillows and bounced back up, ready for a game of dodgeball.
6. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. But one day it got into the jam, and now it's pink, don't you know?
7. Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. But he was late for his Zoom call, so he had to scurry down and crawl.
8. Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But they forgot their masks, and had to turn back, because COVID-19 was getting hotter.
9. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and they shared a plate of sushi.
10. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. And when she landed, she realized she had forgotten her spoon.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, but I still love you.
12. I'm not much of a poet, as you can plainly see, but if you need a good laugh, just come and talk to me.
13. There was an old man from Nantucket, who had a big bucket of clams. He'd eat them all day, in every which way, and never once got the shakes or the jams.
14. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, why do you shine so bright? Is it because you're powered by nuclear fusion, or just because you're a natural delight?
15. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. But one day it ate some bubble gum, and now it's stuck in a row.
16. Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. But the clock struck 13, and the mouse got spooked, so he ran back down to his hole.
17. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick. But he burned his bum, and had to sit on a lump, of ice cream to make it stick.
18. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and doesn't know where to find them. But if she's lucky, they'll turn up at the mall, where they'll be trying on clothes for the weekend.
19. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch her poor dog a bone. But the cupboard was bare, so she went to the store, and bought him a telephone.
20. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but then he got a tummy ache. So he switched to pickled jalapeños, and that's how he learned to make guacamole.

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