I' d Rather French Kiss A Spider
No sir, not today or any other day!
When I was 15 1/2...
I couldn't wait for my first goodnight kiss...
I was so amped up!...
Carter and I had just returned from the Puyallup Fair...
He was driving like he was Jeff Gordon's African-American twin brother...
Attempting to make it to my front door by my midnight curfew...
I was beyond nervous...
my stomach was doing cartwheels, somersaults, and backhand springs...
you know...all the exciting stuff! (Wink)
It was going for the GOLD, like a hyperactive gymnast at the Summer Olympics...
Carter turned off the engine, then dreamily looked into my eyes...
and I fell into a trance...
that I quickly fell out of...
Whoa! What was that?...
His breath...
smelled like...
a toxic waste dump full of 32 rotten eggs, a 73-year-old cup of milk, and a gallon of moldy onions!!!
You know what? I'd rather french kiss a Tarantula than suffer through nearly kissing Carter Ross again!!!! (Shiver)
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Tiffany Gordon
I am a super-spiritual, fun-loving artist, writer, & peer-counselor residing in the Pacific Northwest. I am also an Institute of Children's Literature alumna who enjoys writing about the triumph of the human spirit.
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Most people talk about things that bother them as a way to vent their emotions, another way is through writing. As I sit writing in my car, I ponder how much writing, in itself, has helped me become the person I am today. I have endless amounts of pages filled with poems, stories, and sometimes random blurbs. Writing is a window into your soul. The simple action of writing has benefited me; by helping me to achieve a better memory, helping me to learn and grow intellectually, and helping me to communicate my emotions.
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Hahahahahhah. poor Carter. It's been years, I hope he is doing much better. How are ya. Just dropping by.