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Dateline Distraction

Boob-Tube Wannabe Illusions

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished about a year ago 1 min read
Dateline Distraction
Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

Dateline, always on the tv

I’d make a stellar private eye

So many criminal wannabes

To arrest and charge for life

Rarely do they have a plan or plausible alibi

And you know, it doesn’t take a scientist

Comfy armchair, private eyes

Tom Cruise, missions not impossible

Easy for someone, as skilled as me

Distracting you from my real life, imagining me on your tv

humor

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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

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Comments (6)

  • Sandra Tena Coleabout a year ago

    Oh, brilliant!! ❣️

  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    This was just awesome 😎

  • Oooo, this was so clever and creative!

  • It does seem simple when it's all laid out for us on tv as we watch it. Sorry, I'm all out of semi-humorous quips tonight. But I liked the acrostic poem.

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Terrific!!! Loved it, Kelli!!!

  • Real Poeticabout a year ago

    You put the wow in wow factor. 👏🏼

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