i knew a bloke once
when say i knew him
i knew a bloke
that might have knew him
maybe,
back in the day
i vicariously knew a bloke once
and it was whispered
around the traps
that this mad cunt
shelved a poison frog
he stole from the zoo
(that’s another story)
it was spoken of in hushed voices
of a change
a change that came over him
as his body eagerly absorbed
this internally inserted amphibian
his skin took on a hue of green
his eyes bulged from his head
he was sweating like a fucker
dunno why he didn't dead?
he was off his fuckin guts
in this world
and the others
he hopped around the room a bit
then he came to rest,
he tucked a froggy little hand
under his jowly chin
and he looked at each of us in turn
in a croaky little voice he said
"riddup"
now he just catches flies
and licks himself
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Llion the Brave Version 2
Her screams diminished as Llion was dragged away from the cell. The stench in the corridor was less but there was still damp, decay, defecation, death. His feet dragged, like a raggedy puppet, the guard either side of him holding him fast. He could feel their individual fingers digging into his scant flesh, leaving their impression on his bones.
By Rachel Deeming6 days ago in Fiction
Comments (3)
Haha! I wanna ask what the parallel is but sometimes your gear is just out THERE! 😁🤣
I was waiting for him to get kissed!
'ken lol