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Have you seen an elephant with a stripy trunk?
Have you ever seen a giraffe that looks like a skunk?
Have you ever seen a bird that flies upside down and
have ever seen a centipede that dresses up like a clown?
I have, you have, but you still.....
say I drink too much!
Did you ever find a fiver and say it was a pound?
Did you ever crave the silence whilst making all the sound?
Did you ever make a fire whilst putting out the flame and
did you ever shout at cheats and then throw away the game?
I have, you have, but you still.....
say I drink too much!
Have I ever been a reindeer dressed up and having fun?
Have I ever been a burger dressed in a burger bun?
Have I ever been a model and waxed until I bled and then
just let carry on shaving everything below my head!
I have, you have, but you still....
say I drink too much!
Well I have seen an elephant that was striped up and to his tail
And the smell of the giraffe that climbed upon a whale.
I let the women wax me for a fiver and a pound and all the time
I sing and dance as a burger round and round.
I have and you have and we.....
both drink too much!
About the Creator
David Aleman
I am a tired, middle aged man. Artistic and sporty but broken and bruised.
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