My name is Baby Face McGee, I solve crimes then take a pee.
I sit in a chair and spit and swear, because despite my looks, I’m a real man with beard hair.
I can punch and fight any crook who’s a creep, all without breaking a sweat and smelling like I reek.
I solved so many crimes it's hard to keep count, from robberies to heists my detective skills are paramount.
I may look like a cherub, but that's part of my guise, because I make criminals quake when they look into my blood red eyes.
I'm the best detective there ever was and will always be, men admire me even while I’m taking a pee.
That's why they call me… Baby Face McGee!
About the Creator
Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Comments (11)
Hahahahahahhahhahahahaha that made me laugh so much! I freaking loved it!
good very funny great job alex
very funny
This one made me chuckle!
Funny, Alex!
Highlighting the protagonist's confidence, toughness, and unconventional appearance, the juxtaposition of the cherubic appearance with the fierce detective skills adds an amusing twist to the narrative, the poem's rhythm and rhyming scheme contribute to its energetic and engaging flow, we‘re deeply moved by the poem, loved it, and hope to read more of your work, thank you very much again for sharing this spiritual journey that touched our hearts, subscribed.
This is very funny, I enjoyed reading your poem Alex.
Welcome Alex, what a funny poem.....you have really stole the moment with the words...... fantastic job !👍
Love the crazy one this has, funny and carefree Congratulations
This is comical Alex. Well done for making me split my sides!
HILARIOUS and very clever, all rhyming! Great job, Alex!!❣️