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A Polydactyl Pterodactyl

Maybe It Was The Smokes

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished about a month ago 1 min read
A Polydactyl Pterodactyl
Photo by Kathy Morales on Unsplash

A Polydactyl pterodactyl?

A high flying dinos with extra toes

Are sure to make the ladies cackle

When it bops them on the nose

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the extra digits are a bonus

If you’re in a boxing match

And sure to make you want to cuss

When your socks get in a bunch

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Extra fingers come in handy

When you’re scrolling on the web

Sometimes it makes you feel cranky

Trying to smoke a cigarette

But they're bad for you anyway

I mean the smokes and not the fingers

Although they couldn't make you last

your impact on the world still lingers

Dinos rule

Humans drool

humorFor Fun

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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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Comments (5)

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran30 days ago

    Hahahahahahahaha this was hilarious!

  • Mark Grahamabout a month ago

    Exactly as Cathy says. LOL!

  • Cathy holmesabout a month ago

    Wtf was that? I just laughed out loud. Love it!

  • Joe Pattersonabout a month ago

    TEAM DINOSAUR 🤣🤣🤣

  • Dana Crandellabout a month ago

    Great stuff, Kelli! I LOL'd at the colsing lines.

Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenWritten by Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

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