You Bet Your Ass

What Is This Adult Game?

This is going to be a short one to explain. You can play this as a sexy couple's game, or as an all-out party or swingers’ game. The concept is as simple as any game can possibly get...

Step One

Choose anything that you want to bet on. You can look at some ideas in the next section. Obviously, this must be something that has a clear winner or success. Betting on anything that may end up in a “maybe” is just going to lead to arguments. In other words, if there is a change that you may end up not sure if the bet was won or lost, it isn’t going to work.

Step Two

A person can either bet their own body, or their partner's body (with their partner's consent). You can always be more specific as well. You can bet a naughty action from you or your partner (again, with their consent) or you can bet a night, an hour, and so on. Just be sure that the terms and conditions of what and/or who are being bet, are crystal clear to everyone involved. This is not a time where you want to take the chance of having confusion or misunderstandings after the fact.

Step Three

Lose the bet... the person who was the prize (you or partner) belongs to the winner for a set amount of time. Be sure to decide or mention the amount of time in the bet or beforehand, like I mentioned in step two.

That's it. That's how the game works. Naturally, you will end up creating variations and differences at some point, but these are the basic and standard for playing this game. It is a good idea not to stray too far from the original concept and the simplicity of it all. The more complicated you make it, the more likely it is that someone will end up angry or confused. Or both.

Ideas For What to Bet On

• Card Game

• Beer Pong

• Video Game

• "Bet I Can ____"

• "Bet You Can't ____"

• Chugging Contest (drinking something as fast as you can)

• Push-Ups

• Sit-Ups

• Pool Game or Billiards Game

• Dart Game

• Grades (if in college)

This list could go on for an extremely long time! You get the idea though; you can literally play this game betting on anything you want. As long as everyone involved is in agreement of the terms and such, you are good to go.

What If Someone Refuses After Losing?

Let's face it, not everyone is honorable enough to keep their word or their agreements. It is bound to happen that someone will make the bet... lose... and then refuse to go through with it. If that happens, it is really up to the group or people involved to decide what happens.

My suggestion is that you exclude that person from all future events or fun. Why hang around someone you can't trust to keep their word? Again, it's up to you at the time, but that is my strong suggestion. Please, just don't resort to violence as a punishment. It's not worth it!

A Calmer and Lesser Version

As a final note to you, I'll mention that this game can be tamed down and altered a bit. You can always change this game into "You Bet Your Clothes" or something of that nature. That way, it is just a stripping game and no longer a swinger, swapping, or sexual game. If you want to make it a great party game and everyone involved is agreeable to it, you can always play the stripping version as a round one and then the naughtier version through the night or party.

Well, that's it. Have fun... I bet you want to play this game now.