Not On My Watch!!

Hey Doll Friends

It's been a minute since I texted you so I thought that I'd let you know what has been going on in my world!

I'm learning that raising doll daughters is no joke! My doll daughters are about to make me pull my hair out, and if I don't put a stop to them soon, I'm gonna be walking around town looking like a bald eagle and that won't be a pretty sight since my head is the size of the planet Venus! lol 😂

On a serious note, Society has changed so much since I was a pup! My doll girls have to worry about things that I didn't have to, like: online bullying, plastic surgery-peer pressure and invites to participate in vulgar, online stripper-in-training challenges like the Bust-it challenge.

But, try as they might, Negative Social Media and her evil twin sister Online Peer Pressure won't be getting my doll daughters to drink their THOT serum today or any other day! 😂

Those witches are attempting to corrupt my doll girl's morals & are determined to drive them down the wrong road (THOT AVENUE, actually) but what those heffers don't realize is that they aren't the only vehicle on the road!!

This Momma Bear's vehicle is sturdy & divinely protected and if they don't back away from my doll daughters, as God is my witness, it'll be bumper car time! 😂 lol

Anyhow, I know you're probably wondering what brought on this parenting conversation in the first place. Well… the short answer is: My flamboyant doll daughters and their questionable wardrobe choices & antics!!

Let me show you an example of their current hijinks…

Just a few minutes ago, my doll daughter Amberlynn texted me the following pictures, from a summer shopping excursion, that a group of my doll daughters took earlier today in the Hamptons.

My girls showed out/acted up fashion-wise! You'll see in the pictures below:

1st Pic: Here are my little shopping mama's! Left to Right: Promise, Amberlynn, Daphne & Unique. They are funny, fashion-forward, kind- hearted young ladies but their priorities are a bit skewed. In fact, Shopaholic should have been each of their middle names. They don't like to get up for 8AM classes during the week but they sure will get up for an 8AM dress sale on a Saturday at H & M though! Please make it make sense! lol😂

Pic 2 features my doll daughter, Promise. She is my creative & compassionate Cancer. She looks Beautiful but I hope she's not hiding a hickey under that neck scarf. When she gets back to the house we'll have a little discussion about that one. It is 85 degrees outside and I've never seen her wear one before! lol😂

Pic 3 features my doll daughter, Amberlynn. She is my progressive, altruistic Aquarian. She looks beautiful as well but that skirt is just a tad too short for me. It looks like a washcloth! I guess I'll be having a talk with her 2nite as well! lol 😂

Washcloths truly only belong at home, on a shelf, in the laundry room!!

Pic 4 features my doll daughter, Daphne. She is my brutally honest, fun-loving Sagittarius. She looks beautiful too. But, I see that she repurchased & is wearing that Hot Pink 'Thots R Us' lip gloss color that I threw out last week! My child won't be walking around town looking like a video vixen that models for Victoria Secret! No ma'am, not on my Mommy Watch!! It is a chattin' time! lol 😂

Pic 5 features my doll daughter, Unique. She is the trendsetter of the pack. She is my fiesty, courageous Aries. The look on her face, in this pic, shows me that she is still mad about the last talk that I had with her, about acting like she had some sense, and not twerking in public at the bus stop in the mornings before school. Sit down somewhere and read a book Missy! You ain't Megan The Stallion!

Unique looks just as beautiful as the rest. I guess I'll be letting her off the hook about that 'grown' SOUL TRAIN GIRL tubetop that she is wearing in this pic, when I see her, since I went in so hard about the twerking last night and took her phone away for a week.

Pic #6 features the world famous outdoor Yogurt Shop called: 'Gordon's In The Hamptons' that the girls stopped by on the way home! I hope that the Cake Batter & Mango froyo with sprinkles, that I requested, makes it home unscathed! 😉

P.S. If it doesn't, it's boarding school time! 😂

Welp, I gotta Jet! Chat with ya again soon!

Sincerely,

Doll Mommy