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How I Spent $10,000 In One Month In 5 Different Places

It Really Wasn't That Difficult

By Everyday JunglistPublished 3 years ago 4 min read
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“Well, how much did you spend last month?” my girlfriend asked.

“I spent just over $10,000 babe,” I replied.

She sharply inhaled, took a second, and said something like “Wow Dan, you are a fucking idiot.”

That was 10 months ago. I’ve since crossed the $10,000-in-one-month threshold a few other times, and I’m always in awe of the internet and my own insatiable desire for more when I do. I don’t have much to offer people, honestly. I know how to write better than most, I guess, and I really enjoy making videos and watching them too, especially a certain kind of video as you will soon see.

Sometimes when I watch these videos live I spend a couple thousand dollars at just one website alone. I’m getting ahead of myself.

It Started In 2015 For Me

The truth is, since 2015 I’ve been spending money on the internet.

It has taken me a full 3 years to get anywhere close to spending $10,000 in a single month online. I used to spend most of my money on drugs, actually I still do as you will see if you read on, but I wasn’t spending all that much by comparison. I transitioned into online porn in late 2016, and that’s when the bacon started burning.

In December of 2018, I Spent $10,000 Online

Fast forward to the last month of 2018. Here I was sitting on four brand spanking new credit cards with decent sized limits. If I put enough of those cards together, I was talking about close to six figures available. The money I spent in December came almost entirely from those cards but I also borrowed some from my girlfriend and my parents. Let’s get into where I spent it.

Porn Site Memberships | $3,500

Most of the time, I just visit porn sites, rub one out and I’m done, but this month I decided to change my model and actually signed up to be a premium or VIP member on ten different sites. Typically I was only doing one off two week trial memberships or maybe monthly but decided to go all in with yearly memberships this time.

I also visit about 8–9 new porn sites every month, too. I joined maybe 3 new sites here in December and spent e a good bit of money on that.

Live Streaming Porn| $3,800

Normally my online porn memberships only cost about $3,500 — $5,000 per month if we’re being transparent. This month it accounted for 38 percent of my total spend, or $3,800. To take you behind the curtain a little, online porn thrives on new email list signups and members. Without anybody new signing up for their email lists or site membership they only have the boatloads of cash from ad revenue to live on. Everyone knows that’s barely walking around money.

They work hard to make joining their sites as a member seem appealing. Sure they give a lot of shit away for free, but to see the really good shit, I mean like the nasty, scary shit I like you gotta join up. Plus your PC doesn’t get bogged down by all those streaming ads and shit. This is critical if you want live streaming porn that actually works.

Everybody likes to say the size of the dude’s junk is the biggest thing that matters. It definitely matters, don’t get me wrong, but I think the more important thing is how many women he is banging in any given scene. If a site can find ways to maximize that number then I can easily spend $3,000-$4,000 per month from online live streaming porn

Drugs | $2,700

For those who don’t know, I also use a lot of drugs still, and despite what I said earlier I still spend a ton of money on them. Most times, I spend about $500 per month crack, but when the crack just aint cuttin the mustard anymore I kick it up a notch to meth and drop another crisp $1000. Then when I need to come down (a dude’s gotta sleep sometime) I’ll drop another $500 on zanies or maybe percs if I’m hurtin from all the beatings I delivered and/or took while high on meth and crack. All in I spent close to $3,000 extra in December on all types of drugs.

Meth, to me, is a superior drug for staying up and getting shit done compared to crack or any other stimulant. That shit just strings you out too bad. Bottom line is you can spend more money on meth compared to crack because you can stay awake and semi-coherent much longer.

Meth also lasts longer too which makes you feel like you are getting more for your money even though you end up spending more because you stay awake so much longer. Plus you end up with a ton of bills from court and shit due to all the hell raising. This can significantly drive up your monthly spend as I have written about previously.

Final Thoughts On Spending Money Online

I’d say it’s best to go all-in on one thing until you can figure out how to maintain a sustainable spend on it, and then it’s best to start diversifying into other areas.

For me, drugs was my “cash cow,” until I started diversifying into porn later on. I hope my transparency here can give you a few ideas for your own side-hustle/online business.

Satire

About the Creator

Everyday Junglist

Practicing mage of the natural sciences (Ph.D. micro/mol bio), Thought middle manager, Everyday Junglist, Boulderer, Cat lover, No tie shoelace user, Humorist, Argan oil aficionado. Occasional LinkedIn & Facebook user

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